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Apple Bans Selfie Sticks Ahead Of Its Next Big Event

One might think that any product that’s designed to enhance the utility of a smartphone, say perhaps an iPhone, would be totally cool with Apple. Not so, as instead it appears that selfie sticks are as annoying to the company as they are to anyone who dislikes getting whacked in the head by an eager, selfie-ing stranger in public. As such Apple has issued a ban on the poles ahead of its upcoming developers convention in June. [More]

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Suspected Walmart Masturbator Says He Has “A Problem With Sticking His Hands In His Pants”

While no stuffed animals were involved this time, yet another Walmart patron has been arrested and accused of pleasuring himself in front of his fellow shoppers. [More]

Comcast Installer Arrested For Exposing & Playing With His Cable In Front Of Customer

Comcast Installer Arrested For Exposing & Playing With His Cable In Front Of Customer

Whenever you open the door for a cable installer, plumber, contractor, etc, you are not only trusting that these people will do a decent job — or at least the job they are being paid to do — but that they won’t violate your trust by, ya know, exposing their genitals and masturbating in your living room. [More]