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Suspected Walmart Masturbator Says He Has “A Problem With Sticking His Hands In His Pants”

While no stuffed animals were involved this time, yet another Walmart patron has been arrested and accused of pleasuring himself in front of his fellow shoppers. [More]

Comcast Installer Arrested For Exposing & Playing With His Cable In Front Of Customer

Comcast Installer Arrested For Exposing & Playing With His Cable In Front Of Customer

Whenever you open the door for a cable installer, plumber, contractor, etc, you are not only trusting that these people will do a decent job — or at least the job they are being paid to do — but that they won’t violate your trust by, ya know, exposing their genitals and masturbating in your living room. [More]