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fads

The Crocs Fad Is Over?! Profits Down, Will Close 1 Factory

Like Zubaz pants before them, Crocs seem to be well on their way to assuming their rightful place of honor in the bad fad hall of fame as the company slashed its sales forecast and announced that it would be closing a plant in Quebec due to decreased traffic in its US stores. More »

For the retail managers lurking here: an analysis of data from a "US specialty retailer" shows that not reducing staff during lean times leads to an increase in profit margins. [The Times South Africa]

wholesale

Costco Is On Fire, Profit Up 31%

Costco has announced that their 2nd quarter profits are up 31%! That's a lot! More »

banking

U.S. Banking Profits Plunge To Lowest Levels In 16 Years

Banks just aren't making the same profits they used to says the Federal Deposit Insurance Commission. More »

losses

Sears Expects To Lose 60% Profit This Quarter. Good.

Sears Holding Company, a conjoining of two defective retail companies, Sears and Kmart, expects to lose 60% this quarter. "Come see the poorer side of Sears." Lack of price competition, Abysmal customer service, warranty repair services contracted out to incompetent skeezebags, oh, and let's not forget two bollixed attempts at getting jiggy with the internets only to violate customer's privacy (exhibit A, exhibit B)... what's there to like? That shiner looks good on you, baby, you deserve it.

Sears Expects 60% Drop in Profit for Quarter [NYT]
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High fuel prices won't help gas station owners retire anytime soon. According to the National Association of Convenience Stores, station owners make less than one penny for every gallon pumped. [YumaSun]

Maybe not you, but someone's been doing a lot of shopping at Best Buy this year, because they just posted higher 3rd quarter earnings than they had predicted, based on "strong sales." Sales were $238 million versus $150 million a year ago. [Reuters]

subprime meltdown

Massachusetts Mortgages To Become Safer, Fairer

Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley last week unveiled aggressive regulations designed to curb the orgy of irresponsible lending that led to the subprime meltdown. The measures, among the strictest in the nation, enjoin lenders from profiteering or ignoring a prospective borrower's financial situation. More »

schadenfreude

What's Wrong With Macy's? Second Quarter Profit Drops 77%

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Macy's has cut their yearly outlook after their second quarter profits dropped 77%. What's the big problem? More »

monsanto

Monsanto Has Trouble Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning

After losing the first round of Worst Company In America, Monsanto suffered from low self-esteem and decreased motivation. More »

walmart

Walmart Loses Money For First Time in 10 Years

Rising fuel costs for customers and Walmart itself, among other factors, led to Walmart's first quarterly profit loss in a decade. (Thanks to Graham!) More »

complaints

Blogobitchin!

• DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS. [Craigslist]
• The public library is ready to search your house for overdue books. [I Had an Idea This Morning]
• Sprint doesn't care about New Orleans being flooded, your credit is still expired. [A Purposeful Pirate]
• "Whenever a customer feels misled, mistreated, ignored, or coerced, then profits from that customer are bad." [The Checkout]
• This guy was way ahead on the milk is especially fantastic bandwagon. [Bunnyspatial]

cingular

Cingular Boasts 267% Profit

Amidst a looming lawsuit over its lack of service to newly incorporated AT&T customers, as well as our revelation that Cingular will no longer try to retain its most unprofitable consumers: More »