It Kind Of Makes Perfect Sense That Captain Morgan Is Being Sued For Piracy

It Kind Of Makes Perfect Sense That Captain Morgan Is Being Sued For Piracy

That swashbuckling rum drinker Captain Morgan is facing some rough legal waters, as another company is suing its parent company, claiming it pirated a pouch cocktail design. Pirated! See how funny that is because he’s a pirate and he takes what he wants and now… I mean, you get it! I know you do. As our tipster writes, “In other news, water is wet.” [More]