Business travelers looking for an expense-account friendly way to unwind after a hard day on the road may want to skip new Marriott hotels if their tastes turn to “sophisticated” entertainment. The chain has announced that the in-room entertainment systems in those hotels won’t offer adult video-on-demand options. [More]
Retailers Do Not Want To Sell Magazines, Porn, Porn Mags
By January 20, 2011
Add this to the woes facing the magazine industry: retailers are cutting back on the space they allocate to print products, and many are outright banning titles that show a little skin. Over the last three years, 18,000 North American retailers stopped carrying magazines, an 11.3% decline. [More]
Are Drive-Thru Adult Stores The Wave Of The Future?
By December 30, 2010
Like it or not, adult videos and sexual aids are a multi-billion dollar business. And while many who purchase these items are more than happy to do so over the internet, some still like the immediate satisfaction of picking up their x-rated goods at the local adult emporium. One such store in Alabama has found a way to make those customers happy without them ever having to leave their cars. [More]
Judges: Hookers & Porn Are Not Tax Deductions
By October 7, 2010
No matter what you may think of the health benefits of a paid companion or of an XXX-rated DVD, the New York State’s Tax Appeals Tribunal has made it clear — hookers, pills and porn do not count as tax-deductible medical expenses. [More]
Michigan College Cancels New Pornographers Show Because It Doesn't Want To Promote Porn By Association
By September 15, 2010
Anyone who has ever listened to the songs of Canadian power pop supergroup The New Pornographers is aware the band is strictly PG. And the folks at Calvin College in Michigan are aware of this fact. But that still hasn’t stopped them from pulling the plug on the band’s scheduled show for fear that their school be associated with the word “pornographers.” [More]
Sprint Customer Finds Naked Pictures On Her Repaired Cellphone
By September 13, 2010
A woman in Colorado had her eyes burned out by images of “nude women and male genitals” on her cellphone’s new(ish) memory card, reports KRDO.com. She says the Sprint employees who worked on her phone must have known it was there, since they’re the ones who swapped in the new card. She’s pretty upset: “If [young family members] had seen those pictures, it could have ruined them for life.” [More]
Phones Loaded With Porn Rarely Go To People Who Appreciate Them
By August 13, 2010
As if parents didn’t have enough of a reason to hesitate to give their 10-year-olds cell phones, now they have to worry that the devices will be loaded with images that are quite a bit more graphic than what kids will see in elementary school sex-ed videos. [More]
American Family Association Accuses Sears Of Selling Porn, Needs To Learn What Porn Really Is
By August 12, 2010
Remember those posters you used to flip through at the back of Spencer Gifts in the mall? The ones featuring scantily clad women — and some bare-chested dudes — looking all sexy-like into the camera? Well, apparently the not-at-all-insane people at the American Family Association are convinced that these are pornographic… and they are absolutely livid that they can be purchased at Sears.com. [More]
Porn Industry Makes Sweet Love To iPhone 4 FaceTime Feature
By July 29, 2010
While Apple still maintains a death grip on its no-porn policy for its iPhone and iPad apps, the adult entertainment industry is swarming to make money from the iPhone 4′s FaceTime video-conferencing feature. [More]
"New" Sprint Phone Pre-Loaded With Porn
By July 8, 2010
A Detroit woman is saying “What?!” after buying a supposedly new Sprint phone that had an unwanted free feature: it already had several X-rated porno videos on it. [More]
Internet One Step Closer To Adding .XXX Suffix
By June 25, 2010
Back in 2007, the Internet Corp. for Assigned Names and Numbers rejected the idea of creating a .xxx suffix for porn web sites. Today, ICANN overturned their own decision and is now seriously considering adding the suffix to the list of existing ones like .com and .org. [More]
Science Confirms Porn Sites Are Shockingly Corrupt
By June 16, 2010
Last week at a symposium on information security at Harvard, researchers presented the truly shocking results of their investigation — Going to random porn sites could be putting your personal information at risk! (Insert sound of jaws dropping here). [More]
Second Grade Video Yearbook Turns Out To Be A Porn DVD
By May 27, 2010
A bit of advice to school teachers out there. If your husband likes schoolgirl-themed pornography, keep it away from the class’ video yearbook. Unfortunately, the internet was not able to administer this advice before one Florida teacher swapped a porn DVD for the yearbook and gave it to a second grader. The mother is understandably upset. [More]
Google Pushed To Block Kids' Access To Android Porn
By May 3, 2010
Last month, Apple CEO Steve Jobs cited the availability of porn apps as a major advantage offered by Google’s Android platform (well, he didn’t really, but some may have seen it that way). Now, the Parents Television Council, which earlier pushed to make Apple’s App Store more family-friendly, has decided to follow up on Steve’s endorsement, and is looking at what it sees as a lack of effective parental controls on Android phones. [More]
SEC Porn Aficionados Have Not Been Fired
By April 29, 2010
The Washington Post is reporting that the porn-lovin’ employees of the SEC have not been fired. Here’s the breakdown: [More]
SEC Soaking Up To Their Eyeballs In Porn, Can't See Fraud
By April 23, 2010
ABCNews is reporting that “a new government report reveals that some high-level regulators have spent more time looking at porn than policing Wall Street.” It seems that the report, obtained by ABC News, says senior employees of the SEC spent hours on the commission’s computers looking at sites like naughty.com, skankwire, youporn, and others, thus clearly removing their only defense, the fact that “X” is right next to “C” on the keyboard. [More]
And Now… The Reader Submitted Comcast Xfinity PornLogos
By March 1, 2010
Xfinity is Comcast’s new name for itself. We said it sounded like a porno company and you agreed. We tried our best (or at least the best we could do in, like, 15 minutes) to make the logo as porn-o-riffic as possible. You guys took it to the next level. Comcast, here are three new logos for you to chose from.
Walmart Closing Down Vudu's Porn Channel
By February 24, 2010
To no one’s great surprise, Vudu has announced that now that it belongs to Walmart it will be shutting down the adult section. No more streaming HD porn from Vudu, everybody. Their announcement after the jump. [More]
