Tiger Direct Sales Contest Thinks Pimps Are Funny

Tiger Direct Sales Contest Thinks Pimps Are Funny

It’s really funny to rape women, beat them, force them to have sex with other men for money, and then take all their money. Which is why this internal sales promotion for gadget seller TigerDirect is so awesome! Start by selling a customer a notebook computer, then PIMP it up with all sorts of accessories. In turn, the more you sell, the more you get entered into a raffle to win some PIMP prizes so you can PIMP out your crib with pimpin’ a new computer and a pimp 50″ plasma TV with surround sound and a Logitech Harmony 1000 Universal Pimp Remote Control! The promotional flyer proclaims, “Now you have a controller in one hand and a cup full of Gin & Juice in the other. You got the nice gifts and the greens $$$$$$ in your pocket. Now you’re OFFICIALLY PIMPING!” Pimps are a hilarious American icon of entrepreneurship! PIMP PIMP PIMP! Full promotional flyer and contest rules, inside…

British Airways Held Up By Hookers

British Airways Held Up By Hookers

British Airways pilots said they were too tired to fly from UK to NYC after being kept up all night by prostitutes. They claim they were put up in a hotel used by ladies of the night who made a fearful racket. It was unquiet and the felt unsafe. Some claimed their doors would not lock and pimps kept trying to get in their rooms, so they had to “erect makeshift barricades”