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PETA Ad Warns That Going Vegan May Cause You To Be So Good In Bed You'll Hurt Your Girlfriend
Did you know that becoming a vegan will turn a man into such a sexual powerhouse that his girlfriend will require a neck brace? That is the message from a new PETA ad that has drawn reactions ranging from "haha" to "abuse is not funny." More »

PETA Sends Case Of Soy Milk To PR CEO Who Threatened To Fire Next Person Who Doesn't Replace The Milk
Today PETA sent a case of soy milk to Beckerman Public Relations CEO Keith Zakheim, who last week generated buzz for sending around an email that threatened to fire the next person in the office who finishes the milk in the staff refrigerator without replacing it. I don't care what kind of milk people choose to drink, but tweaking aggro CEOs is funny. More »

PETA Ad Nixed By Airports & In-Flight Magazines
On the heels of Scottevest CEO Scott Jordan's rant about Delta denying his ad in their in-flight literature comes news that PETA is having trouble finding airline magazines and airports that will run the ad seen here. More »

Taiwan's Cartoon Version Of Dodge's Invisible Ape Ad
Taiwan News has decided that the best way to cover the story about how Dodge swapped out an ape in their ad that PeTA was pissed about with an invisibile monkey is through the magic of animated reenactment. Watch for the animated flames shooting out of the phone. More »

Dodge Complies With PETA By Replacing Ape With Invisible Ape
PETA was mad at Dodge for running an ad that had a chimpanzee in it, considering the history of abuse monkeys have suffered in the entertainment industry. Not that any happened to this monkey, just to monkeys before it. In any event, in the revised version Dodge complied and digitally erased the monkey in the track suit.... but now there's just a disembodied suit walking over and pressing the dynamite lever. Dexter's Michael C. Hall monotones in the voiceover, "Oh wait, there's an invisible monkey." Hilarity! More »

Can't Advertise Milk As Weight-Loss Aid, FTC Says

—>In response to FTC pressure, milk makers say they will stop advertising that drinking milk leads to weight loss.  More »

Burger King To Go Cage-Free?

Animal rights advocates praised Burger King for its new commitment to begin buying eggs and pork from suppliers that do not keep their animals in cages or crates.  More »

KFC Accidentally Tries to Buy Building From PETA

PETA hates KFC. KFC, presumably hates PETA. Who knew it would destroy a real estate deal?   More »

Choke So-Called Doctors, Not Chicken

The suspicious ties between PCRM and PETA notwithstanding, the entire basis for their lawsuit against fast food companies rests on quicksand. They claim tests revealed PHIP, a possibly carcinogenic compound, to be found in the chicken at major fast food chains.   More »

Cancer Chicken, Scam?

—>Last Thursday, the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine (PCRM) sued several large fast food companies, contending the chicken they choked was chock full of dangerous carcinogens.  More »

Eat a Cockroach, Ride a Rollercoaster.

—> Six Flag's Great America. Ah, those halcyon days of youth, strapped to one of the American Eagle's dual trains with only a lapbar and someone else's mom to keep your skinny ass from bouncing the hell out of the car. Oh, the memories.   More »

PETA: "Cows Are Going Extinct."

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AdRants: Haltime Flush, PETA's Milk Gone Wild, Nail-Biting Bag

—>Ad Rants is a wealth of good stories today, so plucking out just one would be too easy. Our first inclination tilted inevitably towards the puerile, prompted by the strange decision by Scott Toilet Paper to promote the 'Halftime Flush.'  More »

PETA Teen Changes Name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com
e Chris Garnett explains his name change:  More »

The Suck Site Review: MilkSucks.com
We don't know who MilkSucks.com is trying to dissuade with its, "Got Pus?" page—pus, like milk, is creamy, sweet, and delicious. The PETA-backed website does a lot better when it describes the dangers of bovine growth hormone and 'mastitis,' a swelling of a milk cow's sexy udders. (Science Note: 'Mastitis' as a term for 'massive tit disease' is just shy of brilliant.)  More »