Former Providence Mayor’s Marinara Sauce Earned Only $3 For Charity

Former Providence Mayor’s Marinara Sauce Earned Only $3 For Charity

Vincent Albert “Buddy” Cianci, Jr. has served as the mayor of Providence, Rhode Island twice, each stint in office ending in a prison term. Now he has announced plans to run again, which made reporters curious about one of his projects to do good for humanity: his “Mayor’s Own” pasta sauce, which costs about $6 per jar and brags about “Benefiting Providence School Children” on the front. Does it? Benefit school children, that is? It might if it made any money. [More]

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Barilla Opens Manhattan Restaurant In Case You Don’t Feel Like Boiling Your Own Water

Option one: Open a box of Barilla pasta at home, dump it into boiling water, serve and eat. Option two: Go to the Barilla restaurant in New York City and have someone else boil the water and dump the pasta in, then bring it to you. Yes, the Italian pasta maker has opened its first restaurant in Midtown Manhattan. [More]

This is so hard.

Playing the game of choosing whether a name belongs to a composer or a kind of pasta is a profoundly humbling experience. If you’re anything like the Consumerist team, you’ll probably go through throes of certain failure, only to be met with a more respectable score at the end than you imagined possible. And you’ll also learn there are more types of spaghetti than you ever dreamed. [ClassicFM.com]

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Barilla Hopes Its New Diversity Board Will Make Everyone Forget Exec’s Anti-Gay Comments

Italian pasta producer Barilla is still busy smoothing things over after its president made waves in September by saying the company would never feature families with gay people in its ads. It’s whipped a brand new “diversity and inclusion board” so it can figure out how to not tick its customers off with anti-gay comments. [More]

Bertolli Takes Advantage Of Barilla’s PR Problems, Says Their Pasta Is For Everyone

Bertolli Takes Advantage Of Barilla’s PR Problems, Says Their Pasta Is For Everyone

In his controversial interview on an Italian radio program earlier this week, president of pasta company Barilla said that the company would never use the image of a family headed by gay or lesbian parents in one of its ads. Why? “[W]e like the traditional family,” Barilla said. He invited customers to buy a different pasta brand if they disagree. “Challenge accepted,” said Bertolli, a worldwide brand owned by Unilever. Except in Italian. [More]

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Barilla President Says Ads Will Never Feature Gay Families, Gay People Switch Pasta Brands

Barilla is the world’s largest manufacturer of delicious boxed pasta. Their marketing features a cuddly family eating delicious pasta, associating pasta with “home.” Not all homes, though. In a radio interview, company president Guido Barilla said that the brand would never put out an ad featuring a family headed by a homosexual couple. Gay rights supporters have concluded that Barilla doesn’t want their business, and called for a boycott. [More]

Barilla Redesigns Pasta Package To Let Consumers Know That Pasta Package Is About To Be Redesigned

Barilla Redesigns Pasta Package To Let Consumers Know That Pasta Package Is About To Be Redesigned

The redesign of a familiar package is apparently a frightening and confusing time for consumers. That’s why Barilla was kind enough to redesign its whole-grain pasta package in order to let us know that the package is about to be redesigned. [More]

Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Pasta Roni

Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Pasta Roni

Like Mothra attacking Rome, Andrew says that the dread grocery shrink ray has hit his beloved Pasta Roni. [More]

Hey, Nerds! Your Takeout Order Is Ready

Hey, Nerds! Your Takeout Order Is Ready

Whoever wrote up this Macaroni Grill guest check apparently looked at the customers waiting for the order, then called it as they saw it. [More]

How To Cook A Meal In Your Hotel Room

How To Cook A Meal In Your Hotel Room

We’ve never looked at a hotel’s bathroom counter and thought, “I could probably roll out some dough right there.” We’ve also never tried to use an iron for a hot plate, or shoved uncooked spinach into the coffee maker. But now that we’ve watched this proof of concept video from George Egg, we may consider going grocery shopping the next time we’re stuck in a hotel with an overpriced room service menu.

Great Moments In Commercial History: Domino's Pasta Dude

Great Moments In Commercial History: Domino's Pasta Dude

Back in early ’08, to promote their new line of pasta primavera items, Domino’s rolled out a screechy-voiced CGI rigatoni that raps about the joys of oven-baked pasta, reports SoGood. “Pasta Dude” some rhymes, then he busts out some dance moves that look like he’s bending over an imaginary dance partner and slapping them across the rear. This, apparently, was cause for controversy.

Domino's: Eat Your Pasta. In A Bread Bowl.

Domino's: Eat Your Pasta. In A Bread Bowl.

The booger-tainted pizza chain has taken this opportunity to introduce their newest food innovation. Pasta… in a bread bowl! Just in case there aren’t enough carbs in pasta… why not eat the bowl it comes in?

Applebee's Food Comes With Delicious "Use By" Sticker

Applebee's Food Comes With Delicious "Use By" Sticker

Reader Jamie’s Applebee’s dinner came with an interesting ingredient: an expiration date sticker. Understandably grossed out, Jamie asked Applebee’s for some new food. They agreed, fished out the sticker and brought the old food back. Ick.

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The Norwegian food safety authority suprise-inspected Norway’s “largest erotic chain store” and determined it was violating food labeling laws by not including nutritional info on things like penis-shaped pasta and edible panties. [Reuters]

VIDEO: No $1600 Camera But Here’s A Jar Of Pasta Sauce

Finally, a spaghetti western that doesn’t end in a flurry of bullets. — BEN POPKEN

No $1600 Camera But Here’s A Jar Of Pasta Sauce

No $1600 Camera But Here’s A Jar Of Pasta Sauce

UPDATE: According to KTVI/Fox in St. Louis, “A Sony representative has confirmed to Fox 2, the company is processing the shipment of a replacement camera to the Rittenbergs. They just have to send in the box as they found it — sauce and all.” (Thanks to Triteon!)