Caption These Hamsters Shopping

Caption These Hamsters Shopping

“I’m sorry, this pile of hay doesn’t count as a valid form of photo ID.” [More]

Caption This Pile Of Lego Eyes

Caption This Pile Of Lego Eyes

Lego really jumped the shark with their new LEGO® World Of Eyesâ„¢ theme. In each box there’s just bags full of blocks with eyes on them. Starting retail price: $29.95. Isn’t imagination great?! [More]

Caption This Cherry Garcia Frozen In A Chunk Of Ice

Caption This Cherry Garcia Frozen In A Chunk Of Ice

Anthropologists from the future were amazed to find perfectly preserved in a chunk of ice a carton of “ice cream” offering amazing clues to the secrets of a long-lost civilization. Apparently it was one where people who started out as countercultural antimaterialist icons could years later be used to market the products of multinational conglomerate, the all-powerful and feared “Unilever.” Such wonders to behold! [More]

Caption This Picture Of SPAM Theatre

Caption This Picture Of SPAM Theatre

And another thing, Godfried, I’m leaving you! He’s not just a can of SPAM, he’s my lover. You can have the coupons, all of them. Keep your BOGOS! We’re off to see the world and there’s nothing you can do to stop us. [More]

Caption This Picture Of Four Shoppers

Caption This Picture Of Four Shoppers

A group of young women, with purchases in tow, gather together on Broadway in Soho and ponder their move. Which store will the hone their collective shopping energies on next? [More]

Open Caption: Comforting The Fallen

Open Caption: Comforting The Fallen

Several shopping carts gather at the snowbank at the edge of the shopping plaza parking lot to pay tribute to a fallen warrior, felled in the Black Friday fracas. [More]