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    Oozinator: AV Club Peepshows Hasbro's Marketing Team

    LA improvers The AV Club imagine what must have happened in those heady moments just before Hasbro unleashed the Oozinator upon an unsuspecting nation. One voice of reason tried to explain, "The Money Shot," but his voice was drowned in a cacophonous sploogeathon. More »
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    Avery and Phil Oozinate ShopWiki

    On Tuesday, we invited all of our readers to head on over to ShopWiki and let them pay you 50 clams for an Oozinator review. Two days later and we're happy to report that the first video review of the Oozinator is already up, filmed by the very funny Avery and Phil. More »
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    Pith & Vinegar; Puddles of Cuddles

    • Starting Wednesday, these guys WILL PAY YOU $50 for submitting a video review of a product. We should tell them all about the Oozinator. [ShopWiki]
    • We would sell the Brooklyn Bridge more often but those seller fees are getting downright usurious. [Collage] "The 10 Weirdest Things Ever Sold On eBay"
    • Telling you what we had for lunch today would violate national security interests. [ZDnet] "Supreme Court to review Bell conspiracy case"
    • We would love to see the animal that produced the pink one. We would mate it with My Little Pony. [Copyranter] " NYC Window Displays—Zamir Furs."
    • Maybe they just ate too much turkey and got tired. [USAToday] "FDA issues fewer safety, quality citations"
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    Oozinator Ooze Tested

    Captivated by the Oozinator squirt guns possibilities, mainly those involving its ability to shoot ooze, we ordered one. Here is the money shot. It fulfills all your hopes and dreams. This is but a preview of a longer ooze opus. Enjoy. More »
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    Oozinator Purchased

    The following items have been shipped to you by Amazon.com:
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    Toys"R"Us items (Sold by Toysrus.com, LLC):
    1 Oozinator Blaster $24.99 1 $24.99 More »
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    Oozinator Doesn't Want Our Interview

    We submitted our questions to Hasbro PR but for some strange reason we can't fathom, they're less than oozing out of their suits to speak with us. More »
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    Ask The Consumerists: What's in the Ooze?

    We're on a quest. We want to interview the Oozinator. We want to find out what was going on in Hasbro's minds when they created this product and its advertising. More »
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    Oozinator YTMND

    Cementing its status as a fully-fledged, card-carrying, dues-paying, internet meme, the infamous Oozinator has been splattered into a YTMND. More »
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    The Lost Oozinator Reviews

    oozekid.jpgOn Monday we found the innuendo splattered Amazon reviews for the SuperSoaker Oozinator (a squirt gun which shoots slime and water in a very phallic fashion) wiped clean by some unknown, possibly socked, hand. More »