New Google Phone Whispers Targeted Ads In Your Ears

New Google Phone Whispers Targeted Ads In Your Ears

So this is how Google is going to make the Nexus One work: Advanced voice-recognition technnology will whisper targeted ads directly into your ears, reports The Onion. [More]

Stouffers' Doesn't Want You To Kill Yourself

Stouffers' Doesn't Want You To Kill Yourself

Yes, this is a fake news story from The Onion, but putting suicide prevention tips on frozen food is a pretty good marketing idea. I mean, if you kill yourself, you won’t be buying any more Stouffers’… right? [More]

Ford Announces Solution To America's Car Woes: The 1993 Taurus

Ford Announces Solution To America's Car Woes: The 1993 Taurus

Here’s a video from The Onion that pretty much sums up our nation’s automobile situation. The added incentive of a free Primus tape is really what sold me.

Google Invites Privacy-Concerned Users To Move To Remote Village

Google Invites Privacy-Concerned Users To Move To Remote Village

The Onion reports that Google’s new privacy policy requires users who wish to opt out to relocate to a remote ghetto and abandon all contact with the outside world. (Photo: kalle svensson)