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Why pay $79 per year to read the Wall Street Journal when you can read it for free? Murdoch's crown jewel attracts readers by lowering the pay wall for visitors from Google News, Drudge, or Digg. Salon posted step-by-step instructions to help readers exploit this selective generosity. More »The Web Betrays Importer Of Digital Photo Frames
Brian found this funny juxtaposition of a news story and a "deal" on a digital photo picture frame on techbargains.com.
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Lenders Freeze Mortgages Rates For Some
The Administration and the mortgage industry came to an accord yesterday to freeze loan rates and offer relief for some sub-prime mortgage borrowers. Here's the salient details.
Borrowers...
Current on payments get to keep low introductory rates for five years. Salvation!
Delinquent on payments: Screwed.
Who can afford higher monthly payments: Screwed.
Lenders Agree to Freeze Rates on Some Loans [NYT]
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shopping
No Black Friday Violence Reported So Far
A preliminary scouring of morning news turned up no reports of Black Friday violence. Very disappointing. Perhaps several stores being open on Thanksgiving helped to draw off some of the crowds. Maybe more people are shopping online. Perhaps a weak dollar has also weakened consumer's shopping ferocity. Decreased consumer confidence could translate to shoppers being too timid to throw a punch. Maybe it's too early to tell and we'll see some trampling and wig-loss yet... or maybe, just maybe, the deals just suck this year.
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Verizon Will Let Customers Change Plans Mid-Contract Without Extending Contract
Starting October 7th, Verizon Wireless users will be able to adjust their plan's minutes and features without extending their service contract. Previously if you made any sort of change it meant you were locked into a contract with them for another 1-2 years. It's just Verizon's way of saying "Thanks!" to the community, by screwing it just a little bit less!
New Contract Policy Gives Verizon Wireless Customers Added Flexibility in Choosing Calling Plans [PR Newswire via TRAC.org]
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hype
Apple Shares Plummet On News Of Disappointing iPhone Sales
Analysts had estimated that AT&T and Apple would sell and activate 500,000 iPhones before AT&T's earnings report was released yesterday. More »
pharma
Ritalin Stunts Growth, Study Finds
Kids taking ADHD drug Ritalin are about an inch shorter and 4.4 pounds lighter than their friends, according to new study. It won't be clear until two years from now whether the children's growth is permanently affected.
Ritalin is such a wonder drug! Now, not only does it make your offspring more manageable, they also cost less to feed and clothe!
ADHD Drug Does Stunt Growth [WebMD via Stay Free!]
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videos
So-Called "24 Hour Fitness" Locks Customer In After 10pm
Woman finds herself locked inside fitness center alone [ABC13]







