The Consumerist appeared on the front page of this Saturday's New York Times Business section, in an article entitled, "Consumers Have Allies On The Web."
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We all know AOL is crap, but now that it's free crap, Mr. Pogue of the NYT has penned the requisite rundown of what's good/bad/pointless about new FreeAOL.
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In an interesting editorial this morning, FOXNews poster boy, Bill O'Reilly conflates the OJ Simpson confession, abortion and The New York Times. Far be it from us to question the mind that would make those connections...the point is: O'Reilly wants you to boycott FOX's advertisers. All of them. For life.
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The New York Times has a left-wing anti-Domino's Pizza analysis up today. Far be it from the Consumerist to tell you what sort of pizza to eat, we have to admit the Domino's "Brooklyn-style" pizza fills us with ire. And we don't even really give a shit about Brooklyn pizza.
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If you've been fretting over your favorite newspaper's inevitible demise (thanks, Internet!)... never fear! Google is set to begin offering print ads in 50 newspapers as a test to see how far it can extend itself into offline media.
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After we uploaded an AOL retention manual, AOL says "No Comment" to its authenticity in an article in today's New York Times "What's Online" section:
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The New York Times might be a left-wing propaganda machine hell-bent on sowing villainy and communism amongst the American populace, but treasonous? Well, that's what the chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee says, and he wants to see The Old Gray Lady hang for its crimes against The State.
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AcidReign - You are absolutely right.
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As part of the growing awareness of The Consumerist that there are these things called cars and people put pricey gas in them, we were pleased as a plum in a pie to spy this choice pic in the New York Times this morning.
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You might remember Airbus passionately denying that they intend on introducing standing room only human steerage cattle cars into their airplanes.
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As part of their ongoing campaign to throw a smokescreen of fatty molecules in the face of humanity, McDonald's will offer a new, "healthy," adult happy meal.
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7-Eleven is set to implement a new, testosterone-boosted ATM this year, providing even more banking solutions to the great unwashed
The all-embracing milk of corporate hegemony continues to disintegrate the Cinnamon Toast Crunch of the public domain, Showtime bought the Smithsonian's film archive, giving the commercial channel 'first refusal' rights over anyone trying to use the archive for documentaries and the like. [via]
The New York Timesreports on the Chevy/Apprentice user-created ad site and its slew of anti-SUV ads. The site went live last Fridayish and the story was filed today. Not a bad turnaround; on the heels of a site redesign, is the old gray lady trying to hem its skirts up a little bit and show some, gasp, ankle?
Ejaculating energy prices have Exxonbeating out Wal-Mart for the Fortune 500 #1 slot, as determined by revenue
Speaking of, Brokeback Mountain DVDs started selling today at Wal-Mart and everywhere else, amidst predictable conservative backlash (sounds kinky, no?) Let's see how long it takes the house of Sam Walton to pull it. Sidebar: where is our Brokeback Molehill parody?
Latest by QuasiInformed: Ahh, much better to make sense. "Ejaculating energy prices" is now just a disturbing, but compelling, image, not blathering more »
On the bottom of the electrical bill they're there like uninvited guests finishing all the spirits: State taxes. Local taxes. Federal taxes. Incontinental Transfer taxes. Candle taxes. Watching too much Taxi reruns taxes. But a new report by the New York Times reveals that in many cases those taxes earmarked for corporate income tax are staying in the companies treasury, to the tune of billions and billions of dollars.
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