most consumed ever this week

Most Consumed Ever, This Week

After astute analysis of the stretch marks on Katie Holme’s belly, the numerological value of the cellphone minutes Paris used while Brandon dissed Lohan’s drapes AND curtains, and a guest consultation by George Clooney who was mistaken by Wired TV for Congo IT pro Guy Keweny, the evidence is insurmountable: we wrote stories last night and you liked them. Some more than others. The alpha class of the litter: