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—>There's a metric assload of Disney-branded products, but currently their vast lineup just doesn't have anything for the child who'd like to avoid death by chemical weapons while still having fun. This wasn't always the case. Back in the early 1940s, there was an actual Mickey Mouse gas mask.   More »

—>Reader Mike directs our attention to the above lamp. The warning label reads:  More »

An age-old question finally gets answered: do the costume-wearing Mickeys, Minnies and Goofies at Disney theme parks let off some steam after work by humping each other in a sexy, furry orgy?  More »

—>For grumpy parents who take Disney's particular brand of hallucinogenic chipperism as a soul-curdling annoyance, there's only one way to get through a vacation at Disneyworld: drunk out of your gourd.   More »

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