This Is What Happens When A Really Tall Guy Goes Grocery Shopping Dressed As An Orc

Which way to the meat counter? It's on the menu tonight.

You show me someone who’s not afraid of orcs as imagined by J.R.R. Tolkien, those slavering, soulless hordes drooling for manflesh, and I will show you a liar. So it’s not surprising that the appearance of a seven-foot tall man dressed like those fiercest of orc warriors, the mean ol’ Uruk-hai, would draw some interesting reactions when he headed out to go grocery shopping. [More]