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happy meals
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dollar menu
Leaked Document: McDonald's Nationwide Breakfast Dollar Menu Coming
The WSJ says they have their hands on a document that shows that a nationwide McDonald's Breakfast Dollar Menu is coming. The fast food giant has already tested these menus in several markets. More » -
get off my lawn
McDonalds Shakes Cane At Teens, Calls Police On Them For Rapping Their Order
Four teens in American Fork, Utah, have been issued citations for disturbing the peace after they drove up to a McDonald's and recreated this food order. Doesn't McDonald's know that they invented the food order rap genre in the first place? More » -
karoshi
Putting In Too Much Overtime Can Kill You
A worker at a McDonald's branch in Japan died of "karoshi" — the Japanese term for death from overwork — according to officials at the local government labor bureau. The employee, a 41-year-old woman, had put in about 80 hours a month in overtime for six months before she died. "We determined her work caused the illness," said an official at the agency. More » -
health
People Ate More After Calories Got Posted At Fast Food Joints
Calorie posting is supposed to help people make healthier eating choices, but study of fast food joints in poor New York neighborhoods saw customers eating more calories after the calories went up on the sign. More » -
royale with cheese
McDonald's Set To Open Branch In Louvre
The French arm of McDonald's may no longer be the target of local farmers and gastronomes who attacked it in decades past. But next month, the chain will ask the French if they'd like frites with their Mona Lisa, as it prepares to open a branch at what could be called Ground Zero of French culture: the Louvre. As one art historian said, the move represents "the pinnacle of exhausting consumerism, deficient gastronomy and very unpleasant odours in the context of a museum." More » -
fast food
Chick-Fil-A Has The Best Drive-Thru
The Chicago Tribune informs us that the quick-service industry publication QSR Magazine ranks fast food restaurants based on the follwoing drive-through attributes: speed of service, order accuracy, menu board appearance, and speaker clarity. Chick-fil-A is apparently unstoppable, stealing the top spot for the sixth time in seven years. More » -
not real
Fake McDonald's Letter Is Totally Fake, Burger Pusher Confirms
Mickey D's down under wants everyone to know that the parody McDonald's letter making the rounds is indeed prankaliscious. Corporate Communications Manager Bronwyn Stubbs writes: More » -
funny
(Parody) New Profit Center For Australian McDonald's: Fraud?
Note: This memo is a parodic spoof.
You know when you leave a fast-food restaurant, look in your bag, and notice that something small is missing? Like, one of your drinks, or an apple pie? Maybe that's not the result of error. Maybe your local McDonald's is the center of a criminal conspiracy. More »
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unacceptable food
Customer Claims McDonald's Gave Her Mucus-Filled Iced Tea
Say you're driving along sipping your iced tea when you suddenly realize that your mouth is full of something slimy. You would probably freak out. One McDonald's customer says this happened to her and she is definitely freaking out. More » -
above and beyond
McDonald's Workers Rescue Marine From Hungry Thug
We assume that the typical, well-prepared, parking-lot kidnapper eats lunch before deciding to look for a victim. But Anthony Gibson clearly wasn't well-prepared, and that's a good thing. According to police reports, Gibson kidnapped a Marine from a Georgia Walmart parking lot, and after failing to get any money from him, decided the best thing to do would be to have his would-be victim drive him to McDonald's. Where the staff recognized him as a frequent customer. And where the Marine was able to ask the drive-through attendant to call the police. Oops. More » -
juvenile
Anus Burgers Run Wild Across America's Restaurant Signs
We got a tip from someone today with a funny pic of a misspelled McDonald's sign at the University of Missouri campus in Columbia, MO. We thought we'd do a Google search to see if this was old news or not. What we found out was that "Angus" is too ripe a target for word vandals, or even just opportunistic photographers, to pass up. More » -
infographics
You're Always At Most 107 Miles From A McDonald's
Stephen Von Worley has figured out that while located in these United States of America, one is always within 107 miles of a McDonald's. More » -
mcdonald's
Customer Finds 'Breakfast Large' Is McDonaldsese For 'Medium' ... Again
Rachael wrote us last year about a New York McDonald's policy of selling medium-sized drinks as large during breakfast hours. More » -
supersize me
Brazil Declares McDonald's-Only Diet A Crime
A McDonald's worker in Brazil has been awarded $800 by a court, based on a claim that the company's policy of offering staff a diet of the restaurant's food was harmful to his health. The worker, Rafael Luiz, said the company should have given him a grocery allowance or coupons so he could buy his own food during the two years he worked there. The verdict hinged on a viewing of Morgan Spurlock's "Supersize Me," which apparently so disgusted the court that the judge may have been willing to write a check on the spot just to get Luiz's lawyer to turn it off.
Inside: Poll - Could you live on a steady diet of McDonald's food for two years? More »
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fish
A Global Conservation Controversy Inside Your Fried Fish Sandwich
Here's the problem with fish: it's delicious. So delicious that we humans like to eat some species until they're nearly endangered. (Mmm...sea bass.) "Sustainable" isn't just an environmental concern when it comes to fish—it's good business, too. Which leads us to the problem of the hoki. The what? More » -
globalization
McCurry Defeats McDonald's In Trademark Infringement Lawsuit
In a victory for little guys worldwide, the Malaysian restaurant McCurry has won an epic trademark battle against McDonald's. Yes, McDonald's. McCurry has been open for ten years, and has spent eight of those fighting McDonald's. They won on the grounds that nobody could possibly ever confuse the two restaurants. More » -
new and exciting products
Just What The World Needed, A Big Mac Burrito
Pardon me if I'm late to the party and all of you readers in the test markets (and Canada where it has been available since March) have been happily eating these things for months — but it has just come to my attention that McDonald's is testing a Big Mac "Snack Wrap." This is apparently code for Big Mac Burrito, which no one would eat if you actually called it that. More »
