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  Mattel Presents Ooga Booga Barbie

  Over at the Bleat, James Lileks took time out of talking about how great the olden days are to illustrate that, though we live in an age of Hooker Barbies, it's not like they just started being offensive. More »

  6:40 AM on Wed Jun 21 2006
  By consumerist.com
  855 views, 2 comments

• top

  Barbie Brand Extension Prompts Farking

  Like a tired brand getting a face lift, the revelation that Mattel will trot a line of 50's inspired Barbie dolls prompted Farkers to Botox another trope, the inapropropriate occupation Barbie. More »

  12:24 AM on Wed May 24 2006
  By popkin
  776 views, Comment

• toys

  Barbie Scarred Me, And I Liked It

  Lil Miss Rodeo is the least of [insert the name a potentially concerned party here]'s worries about the new line of Barbie pinup dolls. How about French Maid Barbie? More »

  6:15 PM on Wed May 17 2006
  By popkin
  247 views, 1 comment

• cheesecake

  Finally. Barbie Goes Cheesecake.

  Mattel has announced that every ten year old boy's secret plastic girlfriend, Barbie, is finally going 50's sexpot. The lascivious, long legged tramp is getting her own "Pin-Up" line of dolls, inspired by the fifty year old cheesecake calendars still mustily crumbling upon the wall of our grandfathers' garages. More »

  5:22 AM on Wed May 17 2006
  By consumerist.com
  1,232 views, 3 comments

  Latest by Juancho: Complete with whip! Irving Klaw photo studio playset sold separately. *Fetish Ken featuring assless chaps coming in 2007! more »

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