Ticketmaster Is Evil And Must Die

Ticketmaster Is Evil And Must Die

Ticketmaster is an evil monopoly that steals cash from defenseless consumers. They are infinitely more evil than their hated 30% surcharge would suggest, and they must be destroyed.

Radiohead: Flooding Forces Fans To Circle Parking Lot For 3 Hours

Radiohead: Flooding Forces Fans To Circle Parking Lot For 3 Hours

Live Nation To Challenge Ticketmaster, Sell Fans More Junk

Live Nation To Challenge Ticketmaster, Sell Fans More Junk

The nation’s largest concert promoter, Live Nation, is ditching Ticketmaster to build its own ticketing system. Live Nation may not be as soul-crushingly evil as Ticketmaster—we hear they issue refunds!—but their goal in breaking away is to squeeze more profit from customers by hawking “additional merchandise.”

Live Nation Continues To Rock!

Every time Carrie writes us, I talk about what a sexy little minx she is. To be frank, I don’t know her. She could be fat as the queen of all sea cows for all I know; a decade of heavy cocaine use might have turned her nose into a flabby, cartilageless sack. But she’s got spunk! She’s got moxy! And she is unwaveringly optimistic! And hey, that’s sex appeal.

Wolfmother Won’t Rock, But Live Nation Will Refund

Wolfmother Won’t Rock, But Live Nation Will Refund

We know it’s more fun for us to drop companies, Vlad Tsepes-like, upon a sharpened pole. Watch ‘em squirm. But we’re compelled to recognize good customer service, if only to prove that we are not wholly sadistic overlords.