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Kind of surprised this hasn't happened already.

‘The Simpsons’ Is Getting Its Very Own LEGO Series

As that ancient Sumerian proverb goes: If you love something, turn it into a LEGO set. And if holding the title of longest-running animated show means anything, it’s that fans love the ever-loving crap out of The Simpsons. As such, LEGO says it’ll release a Simpsons-themed series in 2014. [More]

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Man’s Dreams Of Visiting Legoland Smashed Because He Didn’t Bring A Kid With Him

We’ve all got dreams. And while you might never have a vault filled with so many gold coins you can swim through it, one Canadian man thought it his bit of bliss was attainable with a visit to his local Legoland. Unfortunately for him, he made the mistake of not having a child with him when he showed up at a Toronto location after a three-hour drive. [More]

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Hey LEGO, Why Are You So Grumpy? Study Wishes Those Frowns Were Upside Down

The night is dark and full of terrors, but playing with toys is always such a happy respite from the woes of the world. Like LEGO toys! They’re great and creative and why is that little man glaring at me? Does he hate me? Why is everything so sad? A new study says the happy faces on LEGO people are decreasing and the grumpies are gaining. And that can apparently have an effect on kids and how they play. [More]

Amazon Sends Pre-Smushed LEGO Set In Intact Box

Amazon Sends Pre-Smushed LEGO Set In Intact Box

Marc’s son likes to build LEGO worlds with his grandfather, who got him a super amazing Batman Arkham Asylum set for his birthday this week. It seems that the Stupid Shipping Gang got hold of the box, but not in a way that we might expect. Somehow, the box that the set came in had been stomped on, but the box that it shipped in was intact. [More]

Dad Complains To LEGO About Leering Minifig, Teaches Everyone About Brand Licensing

Dad Complains To LEGO About Leering Minifig, Teaches Everyone About Brand Licensing

When a dad noticed a set of licensed LEGO stickers with a catcalling construction worker minifigure on it, he was “stunned” and posted a photo on Tumblr.. Street harassment isn’t the most pressing issue facing women today, but it can be a problem, and certainly isn’t appropriate for a children’s product. [More]

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Catastrophic LEGO Incident Leaves West Virginia Highway Strewn With Bricks

If you thought stepping on a LEGO with your bare feet was bad, imagine the scene in West Virginia, where a tote filled with the tiny bricks spilled across a highway and held up traffic for hours on Sunday. More importantly, it made imaginations run wild, wondering how that many LEGO could end up strewn across a highway on a snowy day. [More]

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LEGO Finds Spare Discontinued Set So Boy Who Saved Up For 2 Years Wouldn’t Be Disappointed

We’re used to dealing with companies that seem to take joy in foiling their customers, so when a company comes through, really performs above and beyond, we jump at the chance to warm a few hearts. Like say when an 11-year-old boy saves up his money for two years to buy a LEGO train set only to find out it isn’t being made anymore and is now a collectible, completely out of his price range. You better believe this one has a happy ending. [More]

LEGO Piece Crammed Up Nose For 3 Years Causes Child's Chronic Health Problems

LEGO Piece Crammed Up Nose For 3 Years Causes Child's Chronic Health Problems

The six-year-old Utah boy was sick for no clear reason. Just bad luck. For years, he had terrible sinus problems, and doctors assumed that it was bacterial, prescribing antibiotic after antibiotic that never solved the problem. Then one physician looked outside of the box (outside of the nostril?) a bit and noticed that there was some kind of foreign object up the child’s nose. Did he remember putting anything up there? No, of course not. A specialist removed the obstruction, which turned out to be a “ball of fungus” surrounding a tiny, flexible LEGO tire. The child’s health problems abruptly disappeared. [More]

Lego Plays Star Wars Secret Santa

Lego Plays Star Wars Secret Santa

K’s kid has a Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar, most likely because K. is awesome. One of the pieces went missing, and she sent a quick “hey, how much would it cost to replace this thingy?” query on their website. She expected to hear back perhaps after the holiday toy rush. She didn’t expect to get a free replacement piece in the mail within a few weeks. [More]

The Lego Advent Calendar — Now With Naked, Showering Santa

Consumerist reader Trevor was having a look through Lego’s online shop when he decided to take a closer peek at the company’s Lego City Advent Calendar set. And what he saw there was something that could shake any child’s feelings about Kris Kringle to the core. [More]

LEGO Shop Rushes Watch To Child's Door For Christmas

LEGO Shop Rushes Watch To Child's Door For Christmas

At the last minute, Andrew ordered what must be the coolest watch ever created as a Christmas gift for his eight-year-old, watch-fascinated son. He planned to leave an IOU under the tree, but LEGO Shop had other ideas. [More]

Can Master Chief Help Mega Beat Lego's Jedi?

Can Master Chief Help Mega Beat Lego's Jedi?

Remember Magnetix, those magnetic toys that were the subject of a series of major recalls, culminating in a $1.1 million fine against manufacturer Mega Brands for not disclosing the deadly risk that those tiny magnets posed to children? The family-run Canadian company is trying to make a comeback, positioning a new series of Halo-themed toys against Lego’s popular Star Wars products. At a recent toy fair, the company even brought along an actor dressed up as Halo hero Master Chief to hawk their wares (no, we didn’t get to peek under his helmet).

Gamestop Selling 'Not For Resale' Game Bundle, Overpriced Of Course

Gamestop Selling 'Not For Resale' Game Bundle, Overpriced Of Course

This Gamestop somehow ended up with extra bundles of the games that were supposed to be included in holiday Xbox 360 sets (the ones that shipped with Lego Indiana Jones and Kung Fu Panda). So what do they do? Why, slap a $100 price tag on them and put them on the shelves, despite their “not for resale” labeling. You can buy both games brand new for less than $80 total, by the way.

Morning Deals

  • Amazon: Lego sale. 50% off 8 Different Items
  • Walgreens: 6 Sharpies for $2 (in-store only)
  • eforcity: iPod/iPhone charging cable for $7.99 (down from $43.99)
  • DealExtreme: iPod/iPhone charging cable for $3.46
  • Woot: It’s a woot-off!

Highlights From Dealhack

  • Best Buy: Dynex DX-LCD32 32-inch LCD HDTV $490
  • Tiger Direct: Unlocked Motorola RAZR V3 GSM Cell Phone $100
  • Buy.com: Kodak Z1285 12 Megapixel Digital Camera $90 Shipped
Kellogg's Lego Fun Snacks Sends Mixed Messages To Your Child

Kellogg's Lego Fun Snacks Sends Mixed Messages To Your Child

Much of the stress of parenting, we imagine, stems from keeping your child out of danger. Just when you thought you had taught your child not to put small objects in their mouth, Kellogg’s introduces Lego Fun Snacks! Penny Arcade blogger Gabe discovered the snacks which resemble Lego building blocks but have a fun fruity taste. Gabe’s rant, inside…

Hey, Why Aren't Your Toys Made In China?

Hey, Why Aren't Your Toys Made In China?

The New York Times took a look at some European toy makers who decided to let the Chinese Poison Train pass them by. Why didn’t they outsource their manufacturing to China?

Lego Says They're Going To Do Something, Then They Do It

Lego Says They're Going To Do Something, Then They Do It

Dear Consumerist:

Lego Trucks Cause Serious Puncture Wounds

Lego Trucks Cause Serious Puncture Wounds

Lego is recalling 358.000 LEGO EXPLORE Super Trucks because the wheels could detach, leaving exposed metal that has resulted in “serious puncture wounds.”