Costner's Waterworldian Devices To Clean Up BP Oil Spill

Costner's Waterworldian Devices To Clean Up BP Oil Spill

From the fell through the cracks file, Kevin Costner is going to save us all from the BP oil spill, using technology inspired by the urine-drinking opening sequence to Waterworld. Except this time the noxious substance extracted from the water will be oil and no one will drink it. [More]

Ford Shutters Mercury Brand; Octogenarians Everywhere Weep

Ford Shutters Mercury Brand; Octogenarians Everywhere Weep

In news that will impact the parking lots of retirement homes nationwide, Ford will announce today that they have decided to pull the plug on its Mercury brand of vehicles after 71 years of blandness. [More]