http://consumerist.com/2008/07/02/in-case-you-were-wondering/

In case you were wondering, yes, it is illegal to trade sex for a $100 gas card. [The Smoking Gun]

Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face

Man Accused Of Rappelling Into Kmart Punches His Lawyer In The Face

Here’s an odd bit of retail-related crime.

Delta Flight Attendant Comes To Work Drunk

Delta Flight Attendant Comes To Work Drunk

Sarah Mills, 26, a flight attendant for Delta operator Atlantic Southeast Airlines, was thrown off her flight for showing up to work drunk.

Customer Claims There Was Human Blood in Her Taco Bell

Customer Claims There Was Human Blood in Her Taco Bell

A customer of a Louisville KFC/Taco Bell is claiming that smears of human blood were all over her order. ” Briana Ralston says she and her 1-year-old daughter were already home, had already eaten part of their dinner by the time they discovered what looks like human blood on the bag and wrappers — even where the wrappers came into contact with the food.”

Kentucky Prescription Drug Resellers: By the Gram

Kentucky Prescription Drug Resellers: By the Gram

“They justify it because they’re having a hard time financially,” he said. “Left to ourselves, we can justify anything, but they’re really part of the problem.”

Of course the real question is: Are these Grandmothers of Slangin’ maximizing their profits by buying from discount overseas pharmacies? And if so, which ones, and can we get their domain names?