<![CDATA[Consumerist: justice]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/consumerist.com.png <![CDATA[Consumerist: justice]]> http://consumerist.com/tag/justice http://consumerist.com/tag/justice <![CDATA[ Wachovia Now Being Investigated For Drug Money Laundering ]]> con_wachoviatower158.jpgWachovia, you old rascal! As soon as you wrap up one unsavory scandal, a new possible scandal comes to light. U.S. justice authorities are investigating the bank for possible money laundering through Mexican and Colombian money-transfer businesses. The Wall Street Journal reported on Saturday that "the bank is possibly facing a deferred-prosecution agreement with the US Department of Justice that would subject it to 'extensive federal oversight,'" but Wachovia denies that any such discussion has taken place.

The money-transfer businesses, or casas de cambio, are commonly used by people in the U.S. to send money back to family members in Latin America, but the Justice Department suspects the popular businesses are also used by drug traffickers to shuttle money from U.S. drug sales to drug cartels in Mexico.

"Internal emails and documents filed in federal courts in Miami, Chicago and New York describe former ties between Wachovia and money-changing firms," the Journal said.
 
It said Miami court documents show that US agents have seized over 11 million dollars in 23 Wachovia accounts that belonged to the Mexican chain Casa de Cambio Puebla. US authorities suspected the money was the laundered funds of a drugs syndicate.
 
The probe into Wachovia is part of a larger investigation into money laundering by drug cartels through the money transfer firms that involves both US and Mexican authorities.
Wachovia says it stopped doing business with the casas de cambio at the end of 2007.

"Wachovia probed over drug-money laundering: report" [AFP]

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"Wachovia To Pay $144 Million For Bilking "Gullible" Seniors"
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Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:48:31 EDT Chris Walters http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384621&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Wachovia To Pay $144 Million For Bilking "Gullible" Seniors ]]> Hey, business is business.Wachovia will pay $144 million for helping telemarketers prey upon the elderly. The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency spanked the morally bankrupt institution with one of the largest fines ever levied—but before seeing a penny of settlement money, seniors will need to fill out detailed claim forms and navigate a complex bureaucracy.

Under the scam, telemarketers called unsuspecting seniors and pretended to update their Social Security or insurance information to knock loose private financial details. The scammers then used that personal data to write themselves $142 million worth of unsigned checks, which Wachovia gladly cashed.

Upon learning that one scammer's account received 4,500 complaints in a two-moth span, one Wachovia executive wrote in an email: "YIKES!!!! DOUBLE YIKES!!!! There is more, but nothing more that I want to put into a note."

Though Wachovia did not admit or deny wrongdoing, the investigation found that Wachovia, one of the country's largest banks, engaged in unsafe practices — failing to conduct suitable due diligence, failing to monitor accounts used by telemarketers and failing to follow normal procedures that would probably have uncovered the thefts.

The bank's actions were "part of a pattern of misconduct" that resulted in Wachovia's collecting millions of dollars in fees, regulators wrote.

Wachovia has agreed to pay a $10 million fine, contribute $8.9 million to consumer education programs and make restitution to victims that could top $125 million. In a statement, the bank said this "situation was unacceptable and we regret it happened."

The settlement won't affect a class action from fraud victims, or a potential criminal case from the U.S. attorney's office.

Disturbingly, the government hasn't tackled unsigned checks, the root cause of this pernicious scam.

In 2005, attorneys general of 35 states urged the Federal Reserve to end the unsigned check system. But the Federal Reserve demurred.

"We really need these unsigned checks to be prohibited completely," said Mr. Miller, the Iowa attorney general. "There's still a lot of work to be done."

Big Fine Set for Wachovia to End Case [NYT]
PREVIOUSLY: infoUSA Marketed Lists Of "Gullible" Seniors To Known Scammers, Wachvoia Processed The Unsigned Checks
Internal Docs Prove Wachovia Knew About Telemarketer Rip-Offs All Along
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Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:59:48 EDT Carey http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384212&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tax Runner Wesley Snipes Sentenced To Three Years In The Slammer ]]> Gather round, tax kooks, and listen to the tale of Wesley Snipes. He's the guy who didn't pay his taxes while raking in millions, and then tried to collect $7.4 million in tax refunds. Now he's going to jail for three years thanks to a federal District Judge who doesn't care much for tax protesters and their zany theories.

His celebrity could raise attention about tax defiance and deter protesters, said Assistant Atty. Gen. Nathan J. Hochman of the Justice Department's tax division.

"The three-year sentence Mr. Snipes received today sends a loud and crystal-clear message to the tax defier community that if they engage in this illegal conduct, they can and will go to jail," Hochman said.

Despite Snipes' claims that he was taken advantage of, Hochman said the actor was a "disciple" of the tax defiance movement who understood that his actions were illegal.

"It's more than just an accident. It occurred on numerous occasions over many different years," Hochman said. "This wasn't an innocent victim of 'jackals.' This is someone who willfully and knowingly participated."

Before his sentencing, Snipes told the judge that his wealth and celebrity attracted "wolves and jackals like flies are attracted to meat," and he called himself "well-intentioned but miseducated."

The cunning greed-monger defended his morally bankrupt plot to defraud taxpayers, saying: "I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance."

Snipes was convicted on three misdemeanor counts of failing to file tax returns for 1999-2001. His former "tax advisers," Douglas Rosile and Eddie Ray Kahn were respectively sentenced to 54 months and 10 years in jail.

The decision is a tragic setback for Tax Dog, and a reminder to always pay your taxes.

Wesley Snipes sentenced to 3 years in prison [L.A. Times]
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Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:09:51 EDT Carey http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384060&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ After a multimillion-dollar verdict, attorneys get fee award, too ]]> To add (just) insult to (just) injury, a Florida judge awarded $518,301 to Angela Williams's attorneys (PDF link). Ms. Williams recently won almost $3 million in a lawsuit against Equifax for Equifax's refusal to fix her credit report after her identity was stolen.

While it may not be obvious when a consumer receives such a high verdict, without attorney fee awards, most attorneys would not be able to bring lawsuits against credit reporting bureaus like Equifax, unscrupulous debt collectors, mortgage fraudsters, and other consumer predators. As the 11th Circuit said over two decades ago, "[t]he award of attorney fees, as a practical matter, is a critical and integral part of [the creation of a system of private attorneys general.]"

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Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:49:07 EDT consumerintern http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=383823&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Consumers Finally Allowed To Speak Out Against Abusive Credit Card Practices ]]> The%20Testimony%20Cat%20Testifies.jpgConsumers were finally allowed this week to testify in favor of a proposed Credit Cardholders' Bill of Rights without being forced to sign waivers allowing their creditors to release private financial records to the public. The three cardholders who testified lambasted their credit card companies for penalizing them even though they abided by their cardholder agreements.

Alpha Consumer, who was at the hearing, recounts:

[Susan Wones of Denver said one] of her Chase credit cards jumped from a 14.9 to 25 percent interest rate after she got close to, but didn't exceed, her $6,000 credit limit. She said the interest rate on a second Chase card similarly shot up after she went $15 over her credit limit in the middle of a billing cycle, even though the beginning and ending balances were under the limit.
Susan's testimony echoed that of fellow victim Steven Autrey, who said:
The NFL does not allow one team, in the midst of the fourth quarter, to unilaterally move their end zone 20 yards in their favor just because they don't like the point spread. The rules are laid out before the kickoff, and the umpires enforce the same rules for both home and visiting teams for the whole contest. It's time for legislation at the federal level that tells the credit card industry, "Game Over" to unilateral, one-sided, rule changes.

As a registered Republican, it has typically been my philosophy that business and commerce flourish and perform better with minimal government interference. However, when an industry sector proves time and again that it is unable to police itself and behave and engage in fair and ethical trade practices, legislative intervention is required.

The hearing started with a poignant warning from Senator Carl Levin (D-MI), the champion of similar legislation in the Senate. Ed Mierzwinski pulled these snippets from the Senator's statement:
"credit card abuses faced by our middle class families add insult to injury ...charging interest on penalty fees is wrong...contracts are totally incomprehensible...if this problem is going to be resolved it is going to be resolved here in Congress...The fed is looking at disclosures, it's (looking is) endless."
The two government agencies invited to testify took different positions. The FDIC hailed the measure as a pro-consumer piece of the legislation, while the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency's representative crawled out from under the creditor's table to declare her continued support for the smash-bang work of the free market.

The Credit Cardholders' Bill of Rights is a wonder-packed piece of legislation that would:

  • Ban arbitrary rate increases
  • Force creditors to provide 45 days notice of any rate increase
  • Ban double-cycle billing
  • Empower cardholders to set limits on their cards and ban over-the-limit fees once that ceiling is reached
  • Ban excessive fees
  • Ban lending to subprime borrowers
  • Require creditors to mail bills at least 25 days before the due date, instead of 14 days as currently required
  • Require creditors to apply payments first towards high interest items

The bill currently has 101 cosponsors, which means that 334 Members still haven't signaled their support for consumers. If your representative hasn't signed on, call his/her office and demand an explanation.

The Credit Cardholders' Bill of Rights: Providing New Protections for Consumers [House Financial Services Committee]
Live blog from credit card hearing [U.S. PIRG]
Credit Card vs. Consumer [Alpha Consumer]
HR 5244 - The Credit Cardholder's Bill Of Rights [THOMAS]
Write Your Senator
Write Your Representative
PREVIOUSLY: How To Write To Congress
Credit Card Victims Muzzled, Ordered To Release Financial Histories Before Sharing Their Experiences
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Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:22:13 EDT Carey http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381815&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Leukemia Survivor Settles ID Theft Lawsuit With TransUnion; Five More Companies To Go ]]> con_transunionsezsorry.jpg When Eric Drew was in the hospital being treated for leukemia five years ago, a lab technician stole his personal information and began opening up credit card accounts in his name. Drew had to fight with credit card and credit reporting companies to prove that he was a victim of identity theft, so he decided to go after them for their negligence and filed lawsuits against TransUnion, Bank of America, Chase, Citibank, Equifax and Experian. His recent settlement with TransUnion means the credit reporting agency will now "allow anyone who is hospitalized or elderly to file a claim of identity theft with a doctor's note, instead of having to provide a formal affidavit; permanently remove fraudulent information from a credit report; and offer a free credit freeze for identity theft victims."

Even when Drew called the companies that had issued him cards he had never applied for, the companies still sent him huge bills for items he never bought. And despite the fact that Richard Gibson, the hospital employee who stole his card, was convicted - the first in the nation under the Health Information Portability and Accountability Act - Drew's bad credit lingered for another two years.
 
Litigation is still pending with Bank of America, Chase, Citibank, Equifax and Experian.
According to another article in "Obesity, Fitness & Wellness Week" (no link is available) TransUnion has agreed to implement the policy changes within the next six months.
 
Update: A few weeks after this post went up, Discover magazine published a feature article about Drew and his battles.
 
"Credit bureau settles Los Gatos cancer survivor's suit" [Mercury News]
 
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"Leukemia Survivor Who Had Identity Stolen By Lab Tech Tells His Story" ]]>
Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:01:40 EDT Chris Walters http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373126&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "Free iPod" Claims Cost Spammer $2.9 Million ]]> The FTC slammed nuisance advertiser ValueClick with a record-breaking $2.9 million fine for littering the internet with deceptive ads for free iPods, PS3s, and plasma TVs. Instead of providing freebies, ValueClick tricked people into signing up for useless services and then failed to safeguard their personal information.

The FTC alleged that consumers lured to ValueClick's Web sites by these promises were led through a maze of expensive and burdensome third-party offers - including car loans and satellite television subscriptions - which they were required to "participate in" at their own expense, in order to receive the promised "free" merchandise. The FTC charged that ValueClick's use of deceptively labeled e-mail offering free gifts and its failure to disclose that consumers must expend substantial sums of money to obtain the promised "free" merchandise violates the CAN-SPAM Act and the FTC Act.

The FTC also charged that ValueClick, Hi-Speed Media, and E-Babylon, misrepresented that they secured customers' sensitive financial information consistent with industry standards. The FTC alleged the companies published online privacy policies claiming they encrypted customer information, but either failed to encrypt the information at all or used a non-standard and insecure form of encryption. The agency also charged that several of the companies' e-commerce Web sites were vulnerable to SQL injection, a commonly known form of hacker attack, contrary to claims that the companies implemented reasonable security measures.

ValueClick to Pay $2.9 Million to Settle FTC Charges [FTC] ]]>
Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:30:42 EDT Carey http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=370622&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ FBI Said To Be Investigating Countrywide ]]> con_fbimanshowingbadge.png The FBI has opened an investigation into Countrywide for suspected securities fraud, reports the New York Times. The Justice Department and FBI "are looking at whether officials at Countrywide, the nation's largest mortgage lender, misrepresented its financial condition and the soundness of its loans in security filings." So far everything is unofficial because nobody has been authorized to discuss the case, and a Countrywide spokeswoman says, ""We are not aware of any such investigation."

Countrywide is one of 14 companies being investigated over the past year by the FBI as it looks into how financial institutions packaged mortgages into securities.

The Times says it's unclear what sort of charges might be filed, but that as part of the larger investigation against the group of companies the FBI "is looking into possible accounting fraud, insider trading or other violations in connection with loans made to borrowers with weak, or subprime, credit."

"Countrywide Said to Be Subject of Federal Criminal Inquiry" [New York Times]
(Photo: Getty)

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Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:39:38 EDT Chris Walters http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366180&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Exxon May Have Its Punitive Damages For Valdez Spill Cut In Half By Supreme Court ]]> The Supreme Court is currently considering whether to halve the punitive damages levied against Exxon for its massive 1989 oil spill from the Exxon Valdez tanker, from the current $2.5 billion to something more like $1 billion. Exxon claims the higher number amounts to excessive punishment. According to the New York Times, the decision may come down to a tie with four justices on either side; Justice Alito is not participating because he owns Exxon Mobile stock. The Exxon Valdez disaster "caused a 3,000-square-mile oil slick and still affects Alaska's fisheries after nearly 19 years."

In case you think $2.5 billion could bankrupt the company, The Salt Lake Tribune points out that Exxon Mobile's profit in the last quarter of 2007 was $11.7 billion, and that "the award represents less than three weeks' worth of Exxon profit." (Update: Consumerist reader oeolycus points out that several newspapers are misrepresenting Exxon's profit: "Their NET INCOME was $11 billion. Net profit is closer to $5 billion.") In this case, "excessive" seems to be related to what Exxon claims is appropriate under maritime law. Additionally, Exxon says it's already paid "$3.4 billion in criminal fines, cleanup costs and compensation payments."

The punitive damages would be dispersed to about 33,000 Alaskans, and Exxon is seeking to cut the per-person award from $75,000 to $30,000.

The New York Times' coverage of yesterday's argument is somewhat exciting to read, with Justice Ginsberg—who sympathizes with the plaintiffs—subjecting "Exxon's lawyer, Walter Dellinger, to a rapid-fire series of questions about his central arguments," and arguing with him about maritime law from as far back as 1818. By contrast, the Exxon-sympathetic Justice Breyer argued over how much culpability a company should accept for its employees' actions:

"This is a very dramatic accident. It involves oil spills, and they cause an enormous amount of trouble. But there are accidents every day, and ships are filled with accidents."

Given that punitive damages have not been the normal rule in maritime cases, Justice Breyer continued, "then it will be a new world for the shipping industry and for those who work on the ships" if the courts begin to impose them. "What principles do you have to suggest, if any," the justice asked Mr. Fisher, "for creating a fair system that isn't just arbitrary?"

If the Supreme Court reaches a tie on the case, the current award stands and Exxon will have to find another way to screw over the Alaskans.

"Exxon Valdez payout could be cut in half" [AP via Salt Lake Tribune]
"Justices Take Up Battle Over Exxon Valdez " [New York Times]
(Photo: Jack Smith/Associated Press)

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Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:34:57 EST Chris Walters http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=361852&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Enzyte's Steve Warshak (And His Mom) Found Guilty! ]]> con_warshakconvicted.jpg Hooray! Steve Warshak, the snake oil salesman responsible for Enzyte (and consequently for those awful "Smiling Bob" ads) was found guilty today of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering. So was his mom.

Warshak could face more than 20 years in prison, while his company, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, may have to "forfeit tens of millions of dollars," according to the Associated Press. We don't have any info on the sentence his mom could receive.

Prosecutors claimed customers were bilked out of $100 million through a series of deceptive ads, manipulated credit card transactions and the company's refusal to accept returns or cancel orders. They said unauthorized credit card charges generated thousands of complaints over unordered products.
Interestingly, Warshak's lawyers argued that Berkeley "suffered from customer service that didn't keep pace with the company's rapid growth from a one-person startup in 2001 to 1,500 employees in 2004." If that's true, it should serve as a perfect illustration of just how badly you can damage a company by not paying attention to customer service. But c'mon, this is Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, we don't believe anything they say.

(Thanks to Ken!)

"Enzyte Maker Found Guilty of Fraud" [AP]

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Previous articles about Enzyte and Steve Warshak

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Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:14:00 EST Chris Walters http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359954&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Librarian Takes Sprint Nextel & Wells-Fargo To Small Claims Court And Wins ]]> I have a cause, thanks. Last December, Theodore Karantsalis received a letter from Sprint, where he was a customer, telling him that someone who banks with Wells-Fargo—where he's not a customer—was presented with his invoice and personal data when they logged into their Wells-Fargo Checkfree account. The customer contacted Sprint, and Sprint contacted Karantsalis. Karantsalis decided that he'd deal with the issue on his own instead of bringing a lawyer into it or throwing his hands up in frustration, so he took both companies to small claims court.

Neither company bothered to send a lawyer to the hearing—although the day before the hearing, they contacted him with a settlement offer if he agreed not to discuss the case with the media—and last week Karantsalis won damages plus court fees for a total of $756.80.

Okay, so that's clearly not enough money to hurt either company—Sprint easily spends 50 times that every day giving lobotomies and tongue-bobs to Customer Service new hires—but we're impressed with Karantsalis' DIY approach to legal justice. As Evan Schuman notes in a related article, there are lots of ways you can define "winning" in a situation like this, but few of them can beat the odds of wrapping up a small claims case quickly and in your favor:

Is the objective to make the consumer whole, in the sense of getting them to the point financially where they would have been the data privacy booboo never happened?

Is it to make it much more likely that the wrong will never be repeated, sparing other consumers of the headache? Is it to make money for the consumer? Is it, dare I say, to make moneys for the law firms?

The recent TJX lawsuits, for example, could be said to have failed for their consumer plaintiffs on all of those objectives, other than making money for the law firms and even that money was rather paltry.

Schumann wistfully describes a mass consumer uprising, where everyone foregoes class-action lawsuits and uses small claims court instead to seek reasonable damages—for instance, Karantsalis came up with his figure by tripling the cost of a year of data encryption services.
With this settlement publicized, will tens of thousands consumers now take these frequent breach notification letters and drive to their local small claims court? The onerous nature of a retailer having to defend against literally tens of thousands of virtually identical accusations was precisely the kind of situation that class-action lawsuits were supposed to eliminate. But the civil demands for financial losses create a crack for these cases to slip into.
Theodore Karantsalis as a Small Claims Court Johnny Appleseed! Small Claims FTW! Oh, wait... we signed all those damned arbitration agreements.

(Thanks to econobiker!)

"The Librarian Wins In The Data Breach David Vs. Goliath Battle" [StorefrontBacktalk]

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"Sears, Where America Sues" [StorefrontBacktalk]
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Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:46:25 EST Chris Walters http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359478&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 16 Years After The Law Was Passed, The National Auto Database Still Doesn't Exist ]]> The Consumer Law & Policy blog says that three consumer advocacy groups, Public Citizen, Consumers for Auto Reliability and Safety (CARS) and Consumer Action, have filed a lawsuit in order to force the Department of Justice to enforce a law passed in 1992 that requires a national database of auto information gathered from insurance companies. The database would allow consumers to "instantly check the validity of the car's title and odometer reading and learn whether it had been stolen or severely damaged in the past."

Here's what Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) had to say about the lawsuit:

"We all know that you can't always judge a book by its cover and the same is true with many used cars that end up at junk and salvage yards. Consumers deserve to know the true origin and condition of the vehicles they are purchasing, including whether that car was once stolen.

It is simple: for sixteen years, the Department of Justice and junk yards have been eschewing their responsibility to consumers, law enforcement, and the public by ignoring their mandate to routinely file the required reports. It is about time that all parties were forced to comply with what I believe is a common sense measure to fight auto theft and to protect the public from fraud. I am encouraged by Public Citizen's efforts on this case, and I hope that this important law will finally be enforced as it should have been from day one."

Consumer Groups Sue Justice Department Over Auto Database [CL&P]
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Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:32:06 EST Meg Marco http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=353906&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Shady Magazine Seller Ordered To Pay Over $7 Million ]]> con_magazinesgoingintobin.jpg Kevin Trudeau isn't the only one writhing in the icy grip of justice this week—one-time magazine subscription entrepreneur Richard L. Prochnow was ordered to pay over $7 million a few weeks ago when the U.S. Court of Appeals upheld a judgment from July of 2006. Prochnow ran Direct Sales International (DSI), a bad magazine company that lied to customers and trapped them in a "buying club" that charged monthly fees and was very difficult to cancel.

DSI... either directly or through its dealers failed to disclose or misled consumers about the cost of magazine packages and individual magazines, and made weekly cost representations even though consumers could not make weekly payments for the packages.

[It also failed to] tell consumers that their credit cards would be billed for membership in a buying club unless they called within 30 days to cancel, and its failure to provide consumers with information that would enable them to cancel.

"Court Affirms Ruling: Magazine Seller Will Pay More Than $7 Million" [Federal Trade Commission]
(Photo: Getty)

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Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:12:44 EST Chris Walters http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=327041&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Infomercial Scammer Kevin Trudeau Found In Contempt Of Court ]]> con_kevintrudeau.jpg Kevin Trudeau, well known for all sorts of cons over the years—his most recent one was this diet book—was found in contempt of court last week by a U.S. District Court judge for violating his permanent 2004 injunction.

The Court found that Trudeau violated the permanent injunction when he misrepresented the contents of his book, "The Weight Loss Cure 'They' Don't Want You to Know About," in several infomercials. The permanent injunction banned Trudeau from using infomercials to sell any product, service, or program. The ban contained a narrow exemption for infomercials for books and other publications, but specifically required that Trudeau not misrepresent the content of the books.
He did indeed misrepresent his book—his "easy to follow" diet required injections, colonics, bizarre and ever-changing menus, and a lifetime commitment to maintain the target weight—assuming you ever reach it.

His 2004 permanent injunction was caused by a calcium product he was peddling that he said could cure cancer, and an analgesic that he said could permanently cure pain.

The Court hasn't yet determined "the appropriate contempt remedy," so we'll wait anxiously to find out his new fate, although we figure if he ends up in prison it will look something like this:

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"Federal Court Finds Kevin Trudeau in Civil Contempt" [Federal Trade Commission]

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"'Easy-To-Follow' Diet Requires Injections, Colonics, And More"


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Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:39:16 EST Chris Walters http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=327016&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ California Police Seize 375 Pounds Of Bathtub Cheese ]]> Meet Floribel Hernandez Cuenca and Manuel Martin. California police arrested the pair on "felony cheese making charges" after they tried to sell 375 pounds of bathtub cheese at an open-air market in San Bernardino. Bathtub cheese, otherwise known as "illegal soft cheese," can cause a range of maladies including listeria, salmonella, and everybody's favorite gut goblin, E. coli.

The 375 pounds of seized illegal cheese included panela, queso fresco and queso oxaca varieties, the [California Department of Food and Agriculture] says. It was a significant find, the department says.

"Illegally produced is cheese is serious threat to public health," says CDFA Secretary A.G. Kawamura.

We suggest that the pair be sentenced to eat their wares, preferably in public.

Arrests drain bathtub cheese sellers [Central Valley Business Times via BarfBlog]
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Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:10:43 EDT Carey http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=315849&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Judge Kenneth Robertson of Alabama has sentenced ... ]]> Judge Kenneth Robertson of Alabama has sentenced more than 20 people to wear signs reading: "I Am A Thief; I Stole From Walmart."

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Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:32:07 EDT Carey http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=283642&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nation's Appellate Courts To Plaintiffs: You Lose ]]>

A new Cornell study shows that, on appeal, Plaintiffs are far more likely to lose than Defendants, including in areas like product liability, malpractice, real estate, and more. Overall, "[D]efendants were far more likely than plaintiffs (41.5% versus 21.5%) to successfully reverse an adverse trial outcome. Indeed, from the perspective of a plaintiff victorious at trial, the appeals process offered a chance to retain victory not far from what a coin-flip would predict." (Emphasis added.)

Here's the full breakdown:

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Now, think back to all those "outrageous" jury verdicts you've heard of. Chances are, the appellate court tossed them on appeal. This is probably good news if you support tort reform. (Maybe now you can rest easy for a job well done.) But it isn't very good news for wronged consumers seeking redress in the courts. Plaintiffs beware. SAM GLOVER

[via Tortdeform]

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Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:51:49 EDT consumerintern http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=269145&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Walmart Evicts Shoplifters Wearing Signs Reading "I Am A Thief I Stole From Walmart" ]]> Convicted shoplifters are no longer welcome at Walmart, even if they wear signs proclaiming: "I am a thief, I stole from Walmart." Walmart was initially gung-ho about the decision to publicly shame the thieves, and even planned to keep the signs for future use. Their dreams of shoplifter shame now lie slightly worn at the return desk after a Walmart attorney told Judge Kenneth Robertson that the shoplifters were persona non grata at Walmart.

Robertson said the attorney said WalMart was afraid "that people might try to run [the shoplifters] down or throw something at them.''
Walmart does not want blood on their hands parking lots. Judge Robertson has ordered the shoplifters to finish their sentence outside his courthouse, where they apparently can't be run down or have things thrown at them. — CAREY GREENBERG-BERGER

Wal-Mart: No shoplifters, even the kind with signs [AP]
PREVIOUSLY: Judge Orders Shoplifters To Wear Signs Reading "I Am A Thief I Stole From Walmart"
(Photo: Dave Hyatt, The Gadsden Times via AP and USA Today)

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Sun, 13 May 2007 10:40:47 EDT Carey http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=260003&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Judge Orders Shoplifters To Wear Signs Reading "I Am A Thief I Stole From Walmart" ]]> Don't steal from the Walmart in Attala, Ala or Judge Kenneth Robertson Jr. will make you wear a sign that says, "I AM A THIEF I STOLE FROM WALMART."

Lest you think that this sort of justice is not welcome at the store, let it be knows that the Walmart is all for it.

"Maybe they'll think twice about doing it," the store manager tells The Gadsden Times.

And what will happen to the signs when they're done, you ask? The Walmart is keeping them available for use by future thieves. There's something sort of Die Hard 3 about the whole thing, don't you think? —MEGHANN MARCO

Sentence: Wear a sign that says 'I AM A THIEF' [USAToday]
(Photo: Dave Hyatt, The Gadsden Times via AP and USA Today)

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Tue, 08 May 2007 13:21:58 EDT Meg Marco http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=258645&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Corporate-Wrongdoing Rules Eased, Yay! ]]> Remember how Sen. Specter wanted those corporate-wrongdoing rules eased last week? Yesterday, his wish came true. In the wake of the 2003 Worldcom scandals, federal prosecutors received new powers in the form of guidelines written by then deputy attorney general, Larry D. Thompson.

However, under the new rules enacted Tuesday, federal prosecutors...


1:

"...[W]ill no longer have blanket authority to ask routinely that a company under investigation waive the confidentiality of its legal communications or risk being indicted. Instead, they will need written approval for waivers from the deputy attorney general, and can make such requests only rarely."

Fine and good. Attorney-Client privilege is sacrosanct and its protection should not be penalized.

2:

Are prohibited, "...from considering, when weighing whether to seek the indictment of a company, whether it is paying the legal fees of an employee caught up in the inquiry."

Ambivalent. On the one hand, it's noble for an innocent company to stand behind its employees. On the other, it's clear that a guilty company could be leverage its resources to unduly protect its interests. Perhaps too the company-paid lawyers would defend in a way that favored the company over the employee. Not to mention a strong parallel with a little thing called "hush money."

In the wake of recent and rampant corporate improprieties, do corporations really need protection?

In limited instances, like particular overreaches by the Thompson memorandum, yes, if we want to preserve what we're prosecuting in the first place: Justice. — BEN POPKEN

U.S. Moves to Restrain Prosecutors [NYT]

Previously: Senator Wants Corporate-Wrongdoing Rules Eased

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Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:36:47 EST Ben Popken http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=221486&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ US Threatens to Sue if Maine Probes Verizon's Phone Record Gift to NSA ]]> Verizon customers in Maine asked the Public Utilities Commission to investigate whether the cellphone company handed over their phone records to the NSA. A July 28th letter from the DOJ to the PUC asked them to demure, and intimated at possible legal action.

"We sincerely hope that, in light of governing law and the national security concerns implicated by the requests for information, you will decline to open an investigation and close these proceedings, thereby avoiding litigation over the matter," the letter reads.

Let's see how well Maine lives up to its state motto of Dirigo, Latin for "I direct" or "I lead."

(Thanks to Jpac!)

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Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:18:55 EDT Ben Popken http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=192787&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The News Can, and Will, Kill You ]]> chavez.jpgJustice Department wants ISPs to keep logs of customer's web-surfing activities to help future subpoenas. Gotta to catch those Maoist child pornographers. [NYT]
• More mud to the waters, job gain failed May expectations, but unemployment is still at a 5-year low of 4.6%. [NYT]
• OPEC to retain its current output levels, despite Chavez's desire to bleed "Mr. Danger." [LAT]
• 4th worst spammer in the world gets $1 million fine and is stripped of his powers to make your penis bigger. [CT]

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Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:21:54 EDT popkin http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=177933&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ DoJ Files To Dismiss AT&T Lawsuit... It's Top Secret! ]]> Bad news for those of us who don't want the long-distance sex calls we made to our Canadian girlfriends shouted mockingly at us when we're tied to a chair with a burlap sack over our face in between a knee-thwacking with a length of hose. The Department of Justice has filed a motion to dismiss a class-action lawsuit by the EFF against AT&T for illegally complying with NSA wire-tapping of citizens' lines.

Early Saturday morning, in the darkest hours of the night, the Department of Justice made good its threat to file a motion to dismiss our class-action lawsuit against AT&T, contending that AT&T's collaboration with the NSA's massive and illegal program to wiretap and data-mine Americans' communications (which violates the law and the privacy of its customers)—despite being front page news throughout the United States and the subject of government press conferences and Congressional hearings—is a state secret. The motion was accompanied by declarations by Lieutenant General Keith B. Alexander, Director, National Security Agency and John D. Negroponte, Director of National Intelligence. We will vigorously oppose this motion. Donate to EFF and help stop the illegal spying!

We hate to sound alarmist, but when something being top secret is the only defense necessary to dismiss questions of legality, it's time to move abroad. Luckily, half of The Consumerist's 'royal we' duumvirate did that five years ago... mostly because he likes making out with Eastern European girls.

DOJ Moves to Dismiss AT&T Class Action under Cover of Night [EFF]

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Mon, 15 May 2006 06:43:23 EDT consumerist.com http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=173697&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ U.S. Seeks to Silence Tax Evasion Prophet ]]> In a blatant maneuver to put the "scur" into tax evaders, the Justice Department is seeking a court order against a Michigan couple promoting what the government says is the number one tax dodge scheme in America.

In his book "Cracking the Code" and on his website, Peter Eric Hendrickson, pictured in a polo shirt bearing the patch he designed, posits that just a twiddle bit of your income is taxable.

"The government has no claim against those dollars unless the government obtains a sworn statement from us that we have income as defined in the law," said Hendrickson. The federal courts have rejected these arguments. Typical.

Five followers of Hendrickson's teachings are being sued by the Justice Department for tax evasion. "Mr. Golson and his wife, Debra, wrote on their 2003 tax return that "for fear of I.R.S. retaliation," Cisco Systems, his employer, "refuses to issue forms correctly listing" his $241,840 Cisco salary as not subject to tax," reports the NYT.

The couple has a history of tax hatin'. In 1990 they mailed a bomb filled with tea, referencing the Boston Tea Party, to the IRS. It went kaboom and gave a postal worker a big booboo.

"U.S. Seeks Order to End What It Calls a Tax Scheme" [NYT]

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Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:08:40 EDT popkin http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=167250&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ GaMillions of ID Theft Victims ]]> idtheft.jpgVictims of identity theft numbered an estimated 3.6 million in 2004, according to a new report by the Justice Department.

Earlier studies by the Federal Trade Commission estimated 9.3 million such victims in 2004 and 10.1 million in 2003.

The Justice Department said the different results could be attributed to different data collection methods, time considered and counting methods.

The disparity of seven million lead the AP to headline the story, "Government Report Finds Fewer ID Theft Victims."

[via AP Newswire] (Thanks to Andrew!)

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Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:33:11 EDT popkin http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=164626&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fed Agencies Lick Industrial Nutsacks & Rip Apart Consumer Lawsuits ]]> lawcry.jpgSoftly but surely, Bush s lap dog federal agencies help industries gain shielding from consumer and state lawsuits. Among the erosions:

The Currency Comptroller routinely goes double-dildo with national banks to undermine state s consumer protection laws.

The FDA lip-synced a legal opinion last month proclaiming that FDA approved labels should give pill companies carte blanche from most suiture.

The Justice Department helped industry groups kill a pollution-control rule in Southern California requiring cleaner-running buses, garbage trucks and other fleet vehicles. It s a trash wagon, it s supposed to be dirty, said the lobbyists before diving into a pool of gold coins. And buses are for poor people. Who wants to remind them they can t afford a shower?

Greve, an American Enterprise Institute scholar...said well-connected industry law firms were part of a policy network providing legal and political rationale for the effort.

He called them "a merry band of Washington lawyers who know how to push the buttons" and "get things done."

Industries Get Quiet Protection From Lawsuits [LA Times] (Thanks to Lysa!)

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Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:53:18 EST popkin http://consumerist.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=155846&view=rss&microfeed=true