Kroger Conveniently Places Plastic Shot Glasses Next To Jell-O

Kroger Conveniently Places Plastic Shot Glasses Next To Jell-O

Luke from Atlanta writes in to let us know he doesn’t think these glasses are for dieters who want to make sensible portions of Jell-O. [More]

Couple Arrested For Replacing Jell-O Mix With Sand, Returning It

Couple Arrested For Replacing Jell-O Mix With Sand, Returning It

In what may be the lamest reenactment of an Indiana Jones scene ever, a Long Island couple has been arrested and charged with multiple counts of petit larceny and tampering with a consumer product. Police say they are suspected of buying boxes of Jell-O pudding mix and replacing the mix with “aquarium sand” before returning the boxes. [More]

Starbucks Soon To Equal Coffee?

Starbucks Soon To Equal Coffee?

Over at Branding Post, we saw this quote about a grim dystopian future in which the word coffee no longer exists: when you pendulously breasted IHOP waitress emerges in a puff of brown cigarette smoke from the kitchens to demand your order, you won’t ask for a cup of coffee. You’ll ask for a Starbucks.

JELL-O Ad Tortures Model

JELL-O Ad Tortures Model

This JELL-O ad appeared in the coupons this Sunday. Frankly, it’s horrifying.