How To Open A Jar

The video features several different methods for opening stubborn jars, complete with scary zombie-like infomercial-style clapping as each jar falls.

Computers Can Now Read Your Thoughts

Computers Can Now Read Your Thoughts

Good news, live forever fans! The technology that will one day allow it to be possible for us to be fully functioning cerebral cortexes floating in briny jars is one step closer, thanks to intrepid NASA researchers who have figured out a way to translate thought into speech.