Target, Where Condoms Are A Suggested Substitute For Antacid

Target, Where Condoms Are A Suggested Substitute For Antacid

Is your unruly stomach keeping you up at night? How about some Trojan condoms to help you get some rest… You say that doesn’t make a lick of sense? Welcome to the wonderful world of Target’s inane suggested substitutions. [More]

They do both contain the word "flash."

Target, Where A Flash Drive Is A Good Substitute For A Flash Bulb

Shopping for a flash to go with your new Canon camera? That item is out of stock at Target, but how about another product with the word “flash” in its description? [More]

Target Is Out Of Shampoo, So Just Dye Your Hair

Target Is Out Of Shampoo, So Just Dye Your Hair

These Target substitution cards are introducing an entirely new genre of in-store comedy into my otherwise sad and dull life. [More]