Man Stabs Himself So He Doesn't Have To Work At Blockbuster

Man Stabs Himself So He Doesn't Have To Work At Blockbuster

Blockbuster must be a very unpleasant place to work, because police say a Colorado man stabbed himself and blamed “three skinheads or Hispanic males dressed in black.” (Really.) According to the cops, the guy eventually admitted that he stabbed himself so he wouldn’t have to go to work.

Man Attempts To Rob Taco Bell, Then Asks For A Job Application

Man Attempts To Rob Taco Bell, Then Asks For A Job Application

Well this guy is doing it wrong: We’ve been alerted to a report from Haverstraw, NY where police say a man entered a Taco Bell, waved a gun around, demanded money — then asked for a job application.