We thought the whole zombie fad was over, but don’t tell that to the folks at Bank of America who seem to be having some problems with deciding whether or not a customer is alive or dead. [More]
Bank Of America Doesn't Seem To Care That 'Dead' Customer Is Actually Alive
By February 9, 2012
Social Security Responsible For Creating 14,000 Zombies Every Year
By August 17, 2011
Every day in this country, more than 38 living, breathing Americans join the ranks of the living dead after their names somehow end up on the Social Security Administration’s Death Master File. [More]
Chase Regrets To Inform You, And The Credit Bureaus, That You Are Dead
By July 12, 2011
It was so thoughtful of Chase to send a letter of condolence to the family of a recently deceased customer in Florida. Or at least it would have been had the woman actually been dead. [More]
Hospital Says "Grandma's Dead," Grandma Disagrees With Diagnosis
By March 1, 2010
Imagine the scene: Your beloved grandmother has been hospitalized for a respiratory illness. And then comes the bad news — A nurse at the hospital calls to say your grandmother has passed away. You go to her room to gather her personal items, and that’s when your dead grandmother wakes up. [More]
