Bank Of America Doesn't Seem To Care That 'Dead' Customer Is Actually Alive

We thought the whole zombie fad was over, but don’t tell that to the folks at Bank of America who seem to be having some problems with deciding whether or not a customer is alive or dead. [More]

Social Security Responsible For Creating 14,000 ZombiesEvery Year

Social Security Responsible For Creating 14,000 ZombiesEvery Year

Every day in this country, more than 38 living, breathing Americans join the ranks of the living dead after their names somehow end up on the Social Security Administration’s Death Master File. [More]

Chase Regrets To Inform You, And The Credit Bureaus, That You Are Dead

Chase Regrets To Inform You, And The Credit Bureaus, That You Are Dead

It was so thoughtful of Chase to send a letter of condolence to the family of a recently deceased customer in Florida. Or at least it would have been had the woman actually been dead. [More]

Hospital Says "Grandma's Dead," Grandma Disagrees With Diagnosis

Hospital Says "Grandma's Dead," Grandma Disagrees With Diagnosis

Imagine the scene: Your beloved grandmother has been hospitalized for a respiratory illness. And then comes the bad news — A nurse at the hospital calls to say your grandmother has passed away. You go to her room to gather her personal items, and that’s when your dead grandmother wakes up. [More]