i’d call him captain

(BBC)

Injured Kangaroo Hops Into Airport Pharmacy, Can’t Find “Marsupial Care” Aisle

Perhaps you are the type of person who doesn’t emit squees of joy when faced with adorable animals. If so, I will dare you to look in the face of an injured kangaroo that hopped into Melbourne Airport and hold up under its liquid-eyed stare. [More]