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Masturbating Walmart Shopper Banned From Any Store That Sells Kids Toys

Masturbating Walmart Shopper Banned From Any Store That Sells Kids Toys

By Chris Morran December 2, 2010

You may remember the story from September about the man in Florida who was caught red-handed (or at least sweaty-palmed) pleasuring himself to a Sports Illustrated magazine in the toy section of his local Walmart. Now it looks like the man has cut a deal that would keep him out of jail — and away from the retail giant and any other store that sells toys for children. [More]

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