Get 100 Gallons Of Heating Oil For Free

Get 100 Gallons Of Heating Oil For Free

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez wants to give you 100 gallons of free heating oil to help survive the cold cruel capitalist winter. The hogshead of liquid warmth is available to anyone enduring a financial hardship who fills out a handy online form.

The News Can, and Will, Kill You

The News Can, and Will, Kill You

• 4th worst spammer in the world gets $1 million fine and is stripped of his powers to make your penis bigger. [CT]