Christmas Light Shortage Sweeps The Nation

Christmas Light Shortage Sweeps The Nation

Maybe there is no such thing as Christmas retreat. Maybe there’s just a light shortage. News outlets across the country have reported on a shortage of strings of lights. Somewhere, Clark Griswold weeps. [More]

The Opposite Of Christmas Creep: Christmas Retreat

The Opposite Of Christmas Creep: Christmas Retreat

Around the 12th of December, Jasper in northern Virginia needed some lights to finish decorating his Christmas tree. He drove to store after store in search of a simple string of indoor lights, but could find none. I suppose that’s what happens when stores start putting Christmas decorations out long before Halloween. [More]

Create Your Own Holiday Tableau With This Lighted Ceramic Walmart

Create Your Own Holiday Tableau With This Lighted Ceramic Walmart

Ah, lighted ceramic Christmas villages. They’re so sweet and timeless. The old-fashioned houses and shops on a surface of sparkling fake snow. The quaint figurines on the town square. The… Walmart SuperCenter?!