"This is no ordinary breakfast burrito," said Brad Haley, executive vice president of Marketing for Hardee's restaurants. "It's an entire country breakfast in the palm of your hand."

Four years ago, Hardee's introduced a 1,420 calorie Thickburger, and 1,100 calorie salad. The Center for Science in the Public Interest has called Thickburgers, "food porn." They dubbed this latest creation, "another lousy invention by a fast-food company."

Hardee's unveils 920-calorie burrito [AP]

Reader Shaun spotted this entry form for a local Nascar tickets sweepstakes, sponsored by Hardees "charbroiled thickness" and Comcast. It seems designers at Comcast went a bit overboard with the mouseprint. Even after digital magnification, it's nigh impossible to discern the contest's rules.

What are they hiding in there? Give us your paranoid guesstimates in the comments or tips at consumerist.com.