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dell

PHOTO: Dell Breaks Your Laptop, Sends Replacement Full Of Pubes

Reader K's call to Dell tech support for his laptop resulted in the tech helping him break a different computer, then sending him a replacement laptop full of human pubic hair. After diagnosing a faulty power adapter with K's laptop, the Dell technician asked him to plug the malfunctioning adapter into his other, out-of-warranty Dell to confirm the problem. K was reluctant, but complied, and fried his old laptop in the process. To their credit, Dell offered a replacement; unfortunately, it had a full bush. Full email, with picture, below (photo is NSFL: Not Safe For Lunch). More »

complaints

Woman Threatens To Sue Salon Over Horrible Haircut

The photo at left is an actual photo of the damage done to this lady's hair and head. Lane writes:

I'm sure you get hundreds of complaints about salons, but have any of the salon owners in question put a lien on the car of the injured party? Mine has.

Nutshell: I went to have a perm done in a Tony Cao salon in Trophy Club, Texas. Three different people worked on me, including a boy who told me he had no idea what he was doing. He was the one in charge of rinsing out the solution on my head. I ended up with burns and bald spots (see attached picture), and severely damaged hair. Not only would the salon owner not give me a refund, he told me it was my own fault for having had damaged hair prior to visiting his salon. He also charged me for a full haircut, when I had not asked for one...

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products

What's In Nair

Hey, do you know what's in Nair, the creamy hair-removal product that smells like skunks? (Or used to—the current formulation is supposed to smell better.) Now, thanks to Wired's "What's Inside" article, you will! The active ingredient is potassium thioglycolate, a member of the thiol family, which not coincidentally is also responsible for the intense stink factor of skunk spray. Thiols "eat into keratin (a skin and hair protein), which is what makes actual skunk spray (and Nair) lock onto human flesh and fuzz." Another chemical—calcium hydroxide—destroys the weakened hairs. More »


tresemme color thrive conditioner

Tresemme Color Thrive Conditioner And The Really Bad Hair Day

I have a beautiful head of hair. Every morning, I wake up and, Marcia Brady like, comb out the gossamer locks. "One! Two! Three!" I chant, up until a million or I pass out. Then, I break open some eggs, carefully separate the yolk and then apply the white to each glistening strand with a fine paint brush. It's a pain, but it's worth it. More »

winterfell

A Gift For Those Suffering From Pubic Alopecia

Finally! A pair of panties that portends the ghastly, hirsute reality below. More »

cingular

Blogobitchin!

• John discovered that if you miss one leg of a round trip flight, American Airlines cancels the entire ticket. Simultaneously, he discovered a new exercise routine for his middle fingers. [John Carrol]
• Millionchesthairhomepage: "For $1, I will pluck a hair from my chest, take a picture of it and display it with your site name and a link back to you from the "Yank Out My Chest Hair" page." [Chench]
• Cingular's solution for fighting text message spam is to disable all text messages. [Expat Leo]
• A certain big blue box retailer uses fake statistics in ads to argue against minimum wage increases. Color me classy. [Beachwood Reporter]

complaints

Sharper Image Dulled

A reader squirts, "I just came across your website today...pretty funny stuff! I have to relate to you an experience last week that for some reason really left me fuming." More »

copyranter

Gilettes Fusion Razor Review With Built-In Laser-Ion Cannon

Copyranter, a disaffected but unbowed copywriter, has a "nice," i.e. fanged, review of Gilette's new Fusion razor, which, in keeping with predictions by The Onion and Mad Magazine, features five blades, 10 microfins, a trimmer, a face-goo strip and an intergalactic sub-atomic ray gun. More »