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NYC Turns Shrink Ray On Parades, Reduces Fun By 25%

NYC Turns Shrink Ray On Parades, Reduces Fun By 25%

New York is a big city with a lot of people, each of whom seems to get a parade of his or her own at some point during the year (usually the day I need to get across town in a hurry). But the NYPD has just thrown a dagger into the heart of this float-loving metropolis with their announcement that all parades — yes, even the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day thingy — will now be 25% shorter. [More]