This version has been slightly modified, Chicagoans will remember (and probably be able to mimic with alarming fidelity) the Eagle Man’s original line, “I’ve…got…something…for… you!” It’s not the words. It’s the way he said it.
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This version has been slightly modified, Chicagoans will remember (and probably be able to mimic with alarming fidelity) the Eagle Man’s original line, “I’ve…got…something…for… you!” It’s not the words. It’s the way he said it.
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