Just a reminder folks, this is what it’s all about. This is the prize the contestants in the Worst Company In America contest are vying for: a chance to be a proud owner of the Golden Lucky Shit award! Made from genuine plastic and coated with genuine golden plastic, just like many of the companies’ products. Protected from the harsh reality of the floor by a plump cushion, just like many of the companies’ executives. Fits in perfectly on the desk next to that clankity ball rack thingy. What’s it called? Oh, Newton’s cradle. Well, buddy, with the Golden Lucky Shit award, the only gravity you’ll be pondering is the weight of the title of Worst Company In America on your back! Good luck to our finalists!