procter and gamble
Procter & Gamble has announced that you will pay more for your Tide and Head & Shoulders and all their other consumer products. P&G is raising prices by as much as 16% on "fabric, home and hair care, bar soaps, and health and shaving products." P&G is the manufacturer of popular brands such as Gillette and Ivory soap.
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pricing
Reader Jordan says that
Gillette is adding a razor blade to their 4-pack. And raising the price $5.
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customer service
After a series of inquiring emails, Gillette finally spilled the blood on where they REALLY get their 18-year-old boy list from.
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shopping
I, Brownlee, may have mentioned this before... but I am a huge fan of Gillette's multiple-razor initiatives. I can still remember the first time I experienced the Mach 3, like an angel's tongue lusciously licking the follicles off of my cheek. The next day, I marched into work and, with a word of stern command, began ordering stray co-workers — men, women, it didn't matter — to caress, nay, fondle my cheeks. "What you're feeling is very similar to what my ass once felt like as an infant," I'd confidently assert. If this made my co-workers uncomfortable, it was well hidden by the awe which enraptured them at the touch of my silky-smooth jowls.
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copyranter
Copyranter, a disaffected but unbowed copywriter, has a "nice," i.e. fanged, review of Gilette's new Fusion razor, which, in keeping with predictions by
The Onion and
Mad Magazine, features five blades, 10 microfins, a trimmer, a face-goo strip and an intergalactic sub-atomic ray gun.
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Consumerist
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