Tom’s Second Profile, Revealed!

Tom’s Second Profile, Revealed!

Porn Wins, Myspace Removes Our Profile

Porn Wins, Myspace Removes Our Profile

Ahh, has there ever been a sight more beauteous?

Myspace is a Loser, So We’re Resorting to Porn

Myspace is a Loser, So We’re Resorting to Porn

So we’ve just replaced our Myspace profile photo with shemale porn.

Myspace Unwilling to Accept Breakup

Myspace Unwilling to Accept Breakup

Just like us, radnauseum is sick of myspace and wants off the Similac merry-go-round. He’s being trying to cancel for three days now, with no success. Which is odd because we too, after clicking all the right cancellation buttons, never got that email in our inbox to let us remove our profile. He pursued further and emailed asking to please please let him leave. They said sure, but first you have to send us an arts & crafts project, like so:

The News is Tasty Like a Taser

The News is Tasty Like a Taser

• School doesn’t like student complaining on Xanga that the school is a bully, proves him wrong with a 10 day suspension. [Sun Times]

Illinois Highschool Will Monitor Myspace

Myspace is quickly becoming Theirspace. In so-called “Libertyville” Illinois:

Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile

Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile

Tom is not our friend anymore. Neither is MAGIC CYCLOPS, ElectroBOOBIES, Larry TEE or Mr. Pacman.