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Shylockian Shrink Ray Extracts Pound Of Flesh From Tyson Frozen Chicken Wings

Shylockian Shrink Ray Extracts Pound Of Flesh From Tyson Frozen Chicken Wings

By alexchasick January 2, 2009

BUH-KAW! Tyson’s five-pound bag of frozen chicken wings is now Tyson’s four-pound bag of frozen chicken wings.

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