Generally speaking, your hopes of a successful plea of “not guilty, millud!” fade into the ether the second you beat the crap out of a news reporter on live television.
UPDATE: Identity Thief Who Beat Up Fox Reporter On Camera Pleads Not Guilty
By September 15, 2006
Fox 6 Reporter Beaten on Camera By Identity Thief
By September 7, 2006
And this is why we file all our reports from the safety of our apartment.
