McDonalds Caused Iraq?

McDonalds Caused Iraq?

According to a new article in the Engineering Economist, Americans use 938 million more gallons of fuel per annum than in 1960 as a direct result of their increased weight.

Shocker: Enviga Doesn’t Actually Burn Calories

Shocker: Enviga Doesn’t Actually Burn Calories

Vlasic Expects You To Only Eat 1/4 Of A Pickle

Put Down the Bag of Chips, and Drink From the Bottle of Oil

Put Down the Bag of Chips, and Drink From the Bottle of Oil

We’re not sure what’s more horrifying: The fact that half of British schoolchildren eat a pack of potato chips (or crisps, if you prefer) every single day, or the fact that such a rate of chip consumption means you’re ingesting more than a gallon of vegetable oil every year.

The World’s Most Expensive Hamburger

The World’s Most Expensive Hamburger

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Washington Post Op-Ed Likens Obese To Air Pollution

Washington Post Op-Ed Likens Obese To Air Pollution

There’s a hilarious op ed piece up at the Washington Post, equating fat people with air pollution. Not the strange gases emitted simultaneously with the obese’s impressive spectrum of farting noises. The fat people themselves.

Ambien Users Report Primitive Unconscious Night Gourgings

Ambien Users Report Primitive Unconscious Night Gourgings

As if America weren’t globular enough already, now you can get fat off sleeping pills.