Customers Enjoy Added Functionality of FlameThrower Dells, Survey Says

Customers Enjoy Added Functionality of FlameThrower Dells, Survey Says

This gem is from the Orange County Register, Marketplace section, page 3, Wednesday August 16th. Article 1. Article 2.

Exploding Laptops Worry Air Regulators

Exploding Laptops Worry Air Regulators

Earlier this morning, we facetiously wrote about the recall of exploding laptop batteries: “It is perhaps not coincidental that this comes at a time when laptops are being increasingly viewed as potential terrorist weapons by the FAA. Dell — the Islamic fascist’s suicide bomb of choice!”

Dell Recalls 4.1M Exploding Laptop Batteries

Dell Recalls 4.1M Exploding Laptop Batteries

Disney DVD Players Explode, Maim Obnoxious Children

Disney DVD Players Explode, Maim Obnoxious Children