Not so lucky now.

Business Owner Admits Peddling Fake Urine, Other Products Online To Help People Thwart Drug Tests

The United States Government takes pee very seriously, it seems, especially when many government agencies rely on urine to screen federal employees for drugs. An Ohio man pleaded guilty in federal court this week, admitting he sold products intended to help people pass those employment drug urine tests. [More]

Georgia Welfare Recipients Will Have To Pass Drug Test

Georgia Welfare Recipients Will Have To Pass Drug Test

Almost six months after a federal judge halted similar legislation in Florida, the governor of Georgia has signed off on a new regulation that will require certain welfare recipients to pay for and pass a drug test. [More]

Keep Your Hands On Your Urine If You Go To LabCorp

Keep Your Hands On Your Urine If You Go To LabCorp

Mike was sent to LabCorp for some routine medical tests last week, and what he found was an understaffed, overcrowded dump where patients were arguing that their urine samples were missing, or in one instance stolen while the patient watched. This could just be one badly managed lab, but the Internet is swimming in LabCorp complaints around the country that all repeat the same problems. [More]

Delta Now Loses Urine Too

Delta Now Loses Urine Too

Scott writes,

Here’s a unique twist on lost airline luggage: