The little-known "Stadium Nacho," which is a refined blend of cheddar and Romano cheeses, with an insouciant hint of brand marketing for Madden NFL. (photo: Paxton Holley)

“Nacho Cheese” Is Whatever You Want It To Be

Those of us who grew up with orange-tinted fingers and salt-cured lips from spending too much time feeding at the Dorito trough know what “nacho” cheese is, or at least we know what it tastes like. But the fact is that, unlike most other well-known cheese varieties, there is no actual definition for what constitutes the cheese we call nacho. [More]

All Irate Drunken Man Wanted Was To Check Manicure & Pedicure Off His Bucket List

All Irate Drunken Man Wanted Was To Check Manicure & Pedicure Off His Bucket List

Poor Charles. He’d been dreaming of knocking “Get a Manicure and Pedicure” off his life’s “Bucket List.” But instead he admitted to cops he got a bit too drunk, resulting in somewhat of an out-of-control situation involving police intervention to get him to leave the salon. [More]

$500 Billion Isn’t A Reasonable Amount To Sue For When Your Car Gets Towed

$500 Billion Isn’t A Reasonable Amount To Sue For When Your Car Gets Towed

We have no doubt it is very upsetting to have your car towed and then find out said car is nowhere to be found. But suing the city for $500 billion in damages isn’t going to help you out, especially if it’s a handwritten demand. [More]