do not get in my belly

No cake for me, thanks.

You Probably Can’t Sell Your Disastrous Wedding Cake On eBay, No Matter How Awful It Looks

In case you haven’t heard, weddings can be very expensive. And the part that most guests care a whole lot about, the cake, is no exception. So what recourse when a bride take when the cake of her dreams arrives and is more of a dessert nightmare? One unsatisfied customer took the Internet shaming route by putting the monstrous thing up for sale on eBay. [More]