unit pricing
Quick, what's 2 x 2? Did you get 4.32? No? Then you should be able resist Walmart's "Buy 2 And Save" Old Spice "special."
More »
advertising
Josh is mad because they took away his favorite Degree 'Shower Cleaner' Unisex Deodorant. It smelled clean and fresh and the world was right. In its place are two different deodorants, one for men and one for women, each of which have their gender-specific smells. They stink.
More »
sure
Everyone knows that in armpit odor land, Sure is for boys, Secret is for girls.
More »
deodorant
A huge silver phallus. A sadomasochist's cock ring. Ad copy that hints at an erection. A product name starting with 's' and ending with 'men.' All put together by a company with the word 'blow' in their name. Good job, guys. Our interest in Sure Men deodorant has been aroused. Via
adfreak.
sweat
What American city inspires (then perspires!) the most armpits? What vast metropolis reeks the most like a giant Italian sub?
More »