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Black Bear Has Absolutely No Problem Knocking Santa Claus Out

Hide your snowmen, hide your reindeer and get Santa Claus somewhere safe: Mother Nature might not agree with your taste in lawn ornaments and as such, has zero problems whatsoever with totally mucking up your holiday display. [More]

Texas Drought Spurs Mistletoe Shortage

Texas Drought Spurs Mistletoe Shortage

If you’ve had a hard time finding mistletoe hanging at your office — encouraging festivity-endorsed sexual harassment — credit a Texas drought for causing a shortage in the smooch-mandating parasitic plant. [More]

Forget St. Nicholas – On To St. Valentine's Day!

Forget St. Nicholas – On To St. Valentine's Day!

Are you tired of Christmas, and ready to start planning your Valentine’s Day party? Brian writes that the midwestern grocer Dahl’s is ready to help you, since they’ve already put out their display of Valentine’s Day-themed plates and napkins. We can all eat our chocolate eggs off them before December slips away.
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It's June, Time For Hobby Lobby To Kick Off The Christmas Creep Season

It's June, Time For Hobby Lobby To Kick Off The Christmas Creep Season

People, it’s June! Why is Hobby Lobby selling Christmas wreaths?! Two years ago Hobby Lobby rolled out the trees in August. Last year they decked the halls in July. We’re going to celebrate Christmas all through 2015 at this rate. Seriously Hobby Lobby, call us if you ever decide to throw one of those “We’ve Gone Crazy!” sales. We’ll totally vouch for you. Hit the jump for some unreasonably unseasonal pictures. [More]

Gas Fire Columns Recalled For Being Too Aptly Named

Gas Fire Columns Recalled For Being Too Aptly Named

Some outdoor gas fire columns sold through Costco in the past 6-7 months have been recalled, because “gas can leak from connections in the column, posing a fire hazard.” I guess that’s why the photo shows it next to a serene koi pond–it’s so you can grab a rake and push it into the water if it gets too fire column-y. [More]

We Don't Know Why People Keep Sending Us Pictures Of These Candlesticks

We Don't Know Why People Keep Sending Us Pictures Of These Candlesticks

But we would like you to stop. Please. [More]

I Wonder Why This Ornament Didn't Sell

I Wonder Why This Ornament Didn't Sell

Josh sent us this photo of an ornament he found on the post-Christmas discount racks a few days ago. He notes, “Just goes to show you that typographic layout matters.”

Watch Out For Fire Hazardy Knock-Off Christmas Lights

Watch Out For Fire Hazardy Knock-Off Christmas Lights

CBS’s The Early Show aired a segment last Friday about counterfeit holiday lights and extension cords, mostly from China and mostly available at dollar stores, that can cause fires. The problem is that the manufacturers use shoddy materials, and sometimes even fake UL stickers, to give the impression that they’re following safety guidelines. You find out they’re not when your tree goes up in flames. [More]

Christmas Light Shortage Sweeps The Nation

Christmas Light Shortage Sweeps The Nation

Maybe there is no such thing as Christmas retreat. Maybe there’s just a light shortage. News outlets across the country have reported on a shortage of strings of lights. Somewhere, Clark Griswold weeps. [More]

POLL: When Is Too Early For Christmas Creep?

POLL: When Is Too Early For Christmas Creep?

After we proposed tracking Starbucks’s roll out of Christmas products as a metric to gauge yearly Christmas Creep, we got a fair amount of comments saying they saw no problem with Christmas stuff coming out once Halloween was over. So, inside, a poll: at what point does Christmas Creep become acceptable holiday display?

Christmas This Year Will Be Less Tacky

Christmas This Year Will Be Less Tacky

Because retailers plan their Christmas offerings so far in advance, most were too far along with trendy or ostentatious Christmas merchandise to change course last year, reports the Associated Press. This year they’re prepared to pursue the fiscally conservative consumer, which means everyone is selling the holiday decor equivalent of comfort food.

Hobby Lobby Starts Off The Christmas Creep Season In July This Year

Hobby Lobby Starts Off The Christmas Creep Season In July This Year

Last year we had to wait until August before Hobby Lobby busted out the Christmas cheer. Not this year! They’ve got things rolling in July, baby. And no, this isn’t a “Christmas in July” sale.

CVS: 'Tis The Season… In October

CVS: 'Tis The Season… In October

Hey, there’s only one more day till the first of two holidays that no one cares about anymore and 1 month, 25 days till Christmas!

Christmas Creep Is Mutating At Walgreens: "Halloween Trees?" Seriously?

Christmas Creep Is Mutating At Walgreens: "Halloween Trees?" Seriously?

It’s bad enough when people send us pictures of Halloween decorations mixed in with Christmas ones, but a “Halloween Tree”? What the hell is a “Halloween Tree?”

This Inflatable Walmart Decoration Is Adorable. And A Murder Scene!

This Inflatable Walmart Decoration Is Adorable. And A Murder Scene!

We’re trying to figure out who this inflatable crime scene is meant for. With its puffy cuteness, built in lights, and “castle” style walls, it looks like it would be a perfect entrance to a backyard Halloween party for kids. But with its “crime scene noises” and someone-is-being-murdered vibe, it seems more appropriate at a celebration for short police academy graduates. Either way, it can be yours for $125 and a relinquishing of any sense of good taste. [Update: this post is meant humorously—I belly-laughed when I first saw the product.]

Merry September! Christmas Is In Full Swing At Rite Aid!

Merry September! Christmas Is In Full Swing At Rite Aid!

Halloween is about a month away, but it’s too late to start thinking about that now. You’ve got Christmas crap to buy!

Target Is Apparently Aware Christmas Isn't Anytime Soon

Target Is Apparently Aware Christmas Isn't Anytime Soon

Back to school supplies? Halloween decorations? Depressing! Instead, focus on the distant future with this grossly unseasonal timepiece, a perfect gift for oblivious retail merchandisers and the counting impaired. Thanks, Target! (and Heather!)

Costco Helps You Deck The Halls… In August

Costco Helps You Deck The Halls… In August

Reader Darascon spotted this lovely example of summertime Christmas Creep at his local Costco.