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Gird Your Mountain Dew-Soaked Loins: Dungeons & Dragons Archive Going Digital

All I need to do is close my eyes and I’m transported back to sometime in the mid-’80s, the unmistakeable scent of Cool Ranch Doritos wafting on the air and the sloshing of multiple liters of Mountain Dew as I creep down the basement stairs. “What are you doing down here for so long?” would inevitably be answered by “We’re playing Dungeons & Dragons, go away or we’ll tell Mom you’re bugging us.” That would happen for hours on end, and now it can again with a digital archive of the role-playing adventures. [More]

This Exists: Dungeons & Dragons Jones Soda

This Exists: Dungeons & Dragons Jones Soda

We don’t really know anything about D&D, but we are sort of thrilled to know there’s a flavor of Jones Soda called, “Sneak Attack.” Kinda scared to drink it, however. You know, due to the nature of the attack. [More]

Fake Dunkin' Donuts Employee Sneaks Into Stores, Steals Purses

Fake Dunkin' Donuts Employee Sneaks Into Stores, Steals Purses

If you live in Fall River, Massachusetts, and work at one of the town’s Dunkin’ Donuts stores, watch out for fake employees! A woman has been walking into the DD stores dressed in an employee uniform and going into the back, where she promptly steals real employees’ purses. When confronted at one of the stores, the thief told the workers that “she was there to pick up beans for another store and a note should have been left on the manager’s door.” When the employees went to look for the note, she left.

Hasbro Casts Spell Of Greater Invisibility Over D&D Cancellation Page

Hasbro Casts Spell Of Greater Invisibility Over D&D Cancellation Page

You can’t cancel your annual membership agreement with Hasbro’s “D&D Insider”—at least not easily, and not at all for some frustrated users. Company admins keep giving out ridiculous instructions on the user forums, but those posts are followed by customers saying all they get are error messages, no matter what browser/OS combo they try. To make matters worse, their customer service department was closed over the holidays, so nobody was answering the phone numbers they listed. This is the kind of runaround we expect from scammers like the Acai resellers, not a national toy company.