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mea culpa

Dancing Deer Apologizes For Blondie-Encrusted Metal Spear

Dancing Deer wasted no time responding to yesterday's post featuring a two-inch metal spear in a package of blondies. Trish Karter, Dancing Deer's President, Chief Deer, and Floor Sweeper sent tipster Helen a wonderfully detailed apology and promised to conduct an investigation. Read her excellent mea culpa, after the jump. More »

12:11 AM on Sun Feb 17 2008
By Carey
8,185 views, 51 comments

Latest by cacic: I agree with the previous poster about the reputation of Dancing Deer. They have such a good reputation and more »

unacceptable food

This Two-Inch Metal Spear Does Not Belong In A Dancing Deer All-Natural, Organic Blondie

Update: Dancing Deer apologized.

Helen writes: "I had some friends over for dinner last night, and didn't feel like making dessert from scratch so I bought a package of Dancing Deer brand blondies (they're advertised as organic, all-natural, etc. etc.) to serve instead. So after dinner I opened the package, took out the top three blondie bars, cut them in half to be a bit more normal-sized, and set them out on a plate. Everyone loved theirs, but when I bit into mine — it bit back. I pulled it out of my mouth to find a two-inch-long. quarter-inch cylinder of metal baked right into the damn thing."

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12:10 AM on Sat Feb 16 2008
By Carey
11,446 views, 74 comments