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Squirrels Do 17% Of The Damage To Fiber Optic
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Squirrels Do 17% Of The Damage To Fiber Optic Networks

Turns out the common squirrel has an uncommon propensity for nibbling through the nation’s fiber optic cables. Level 3 Communications, which operates much of the cables that provide the internet’s backbone in the US, say that 17% of the damage to its network comes from squirrels chewing on the lines. No one is quite sure why they like fiber optic cable so much. [More]

Drunk Old Man Shoots TV After DTV Converter Box Doesn't Work

Drunk Old Man Shoots TV After DTV Converter Box Doesn't Work

Maybe it was the hooch, or maybe it was the fact that he was missing his TMZ, but a 70-year-old man in Missouri was arrested yesterday for unlawful use of a firearm after he shot up his TV. According to Minneapolis/St. Paul news station KARE11, he “was angry that he had lost his cable, and was unable to get his new DTV converter to work properly.” According to his wife, he had been drinking.